Surfluxes Wins!

So I start the night with the 34o calling a large bet and out flopping my Aces.. which told me my luck was still running poorly.. then I played the Mookie.. and really only got sucked out on once. It was all my fault too against Astin. He did river a 3-outer but I never did anything to make him fold so that hand was my fault. I end up pushing with AQ and getting called by 55 after a long pause to think.. and not catching anything.. so again, it was a race, no suckouts, and hey, maybe my bad luck is over.. I mean two weeks of Mookies where I actually did not get taken out with a suckout.. Ok, I got some brutal hands, and bad matchups.. but still.. maybe right? WRONG!

I am playing the Mookie O8.. I look down and see AA7J with the jack s00ted. Now this is not a hugely strong hand but it has some low potential and the Aces could hold up.. Surfluxes raises to around 160.. and when everyone else folds I decide to JAM it. So Surfluxes has a good hand right? Something like A23T s00ted or some decent power hand in O8 you might want to risk all your chips with.. err.. no. He calls me with A99T. All middle cards. All crap. Of course he gets rewarded when my bad luck spikes him a nine on the river. All your chips. Split pot game. Middle cards. No low. Ummm.. Yeah. I have barely ever in my life seen such a horrible call but it works out for him.. Last time I listen to Trauma's advice the fucktard.

I finally get taken down by Donkey two.. I am sure he reads so he can admit to it or not as he likes.. I watched him go out of the first Mookie with some pretty terrible call for all his chips.. so It probably should not surprise me that he raised some crappy hand like 6238 with two hearts.. flops middle two pair.. which is dominated by my two higher pair, and then runner-runner an eight high flush in Omaha to end my night. In all fairness even though his play sucked all the way through the hand.. I had around 200 chips left. His raise got called four ways, which is why I was in the hand, and hey middle two pair is a monster in O8.. *snicker*.. Oh well maybe he does not know how to play.. O8.. or Poker.. Or Tiddly winks.. Who knows..

I am so fucking sick of this bad run. It is just insane. I can not win a single hand that I should win. Not one. I used to think I ran bad.. but this needs another word cause this is even worse. Someone said they were almost Waffled.. perhaps this will become the new Urban Dictionary term for such bad luck that it is indescribable.