Where art Thou Peech Sacks

So the Mondays at Hoyazo event while fun was a pain in the ass. First off I get into a last longer bet with Smokkee. He is down to like 1200 chips and I have around 4K. He then gets into this beauty of a hand where the flop comes AAT and he has AJ, his first opponent has AK, and our very own Hoyazo has TT. The turn brings his 3-outter and nobody is getting away from this hand.. not even Smokkee if the J never comes.. all hell breaks loose and all of a sudden Smokkee has 10K in chips and is looking good.

I then get this beauty of a hand. The Drunken shrivled one who looks more like a mole rat than Michael Craig slow plays his Aces pre-flop like the Uber genius he is. I then flop a flush. Now how do you get the uber genius who never writes about poker because he sucks at it to commit all his chips? Of course you bet pot on the flop. When he turns over his set of sevens and you start chanting "Do not pair the board.. do not pair the board.." and you see that second four come on the river.. well that is basically the end of your night.

I ended up pushing a smallish stack with TT vs Smokkee and his FAWKING 5's, and BuddyDonk and his hookers. The flop came AQx and the new pussy Smokkee checked it down to the river. The old Smokkee would jammed it all in there. What the hell happened to his sack?

The final insult of the night was when that uber posting midget sucked a few more golf balls through garden hoses and ended up winning the whole freaking thing!!!! Can you believe that? Has he ever won a Blogger event? I can not remember if he has.

Oh well at least the 8/16 razz treated me well for the night..