Thursday, July 19, 2007

Being Hot is Hard

I read Carmens post a while ago about how hard it is to be a hot chick.. How you keep getting hit on and guys take you out to free dinners and stuff and I really could not relate. While I would not consider myself hideous I really have nothing in common with hot chicks. Until now.

So you remember I last left you with my WoW Hunter being maxed out for the free account.. so I decided to try another cool character:Female Dark Elf Druid. I figured I would have some fun with it so I named her something like Messasohornay. So here I am minding my own business walking around the forest killing off some spiders and this guy comes up and WHISTLES at me!!! I mean how rude? I know I have a nice ass but come on.

So he comes over and shows me his giant flaming sword.. I would be lying if I said I was not a little bit impressed.. but I am not about to go running off with the first big sword I see. All this is a bit new and uncomfortable for me. So this guy follows me around.. offering me gold.. and showing off.. killing like 5 piggy warriors with one swing of his sword.. But he will not leave me alone.. So finally since he is not getting the message I had to teleport out of there back to my home base. I swear some guys never get the hint. I am so with you Carmen. Men are Orcs.

I have always maintained my addiction has been to computers and not poker and my hiatus from poker to play WoW for a while seems to confirm this. I am going to play some tonight though I think. I actually want to do some grinding of LHE and SNGs for a little while and see where that goes..

I also have a new Advertiser coming on board. I will have more about that tonight.


Blogger Alan aka RecessRampage said...

Showing off his "big sword." LMAO. That was fantastic. And btw, as a video game junkie myself, I could actually relate to the addiction...

9:45 AM

Blogger HighOnPoker said...

I too am a video game junkie, which is the very reason why I refuse to play WoW. That said, I was disappointed that you got into it until I read this post. Even though I'm sure you'll become a WoW junkie, this was fucking hysterical. I can't wait for the first WoW rant. Oh, and men are Orcs.

11:12 AM

Blogger Ryan said...

lmao at this post.

1:45 PM

Blogger CarmenSinCity said...

Um - what is WOW?

Come back to Vegas so we can go play poker together. You can pick between the MGM or the Red Rock. Maybe we can check out the Wynn even.

3:31 PM

Blogger Pseudo_Doctor said...

omg....hey waffles what do you call people terrible at video games (since there donkeys in poker) just curious

4:21 PM

Blogger DuggleBogey said...

They are called Noobs.

8:06 PM

Blogger Drizztdj said...

nOObs r teh suk!!!1111oneoneone

8:01 AM


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