Mookie You Whore

Ack! Out in the Mookie again.. I will never cash in this MTT ever again. I can tell. You would not believe the crazy fucking suckout that stl_philly put on me. Worst fucking donkey move I have ever seen.. He limps in the small blind.. so I pop it with AT.. and he re-pops me.. and so what the fuck I jam.. He thinks forever meaning he knows he is a retard to make this move.. and finally calls with AK.. What a moron. I mean really how the hell does he not fold that? I dunno. Bloggers. Or lurkers. Or whatever the fuck he is.

Anyhooo... My daughter is too smart for her own good. She has learned the fun of prank calling.. combine that with an excellent recall for numerical digits and you have hell in the making..

Case One: Daughter calls my mother over and over and over again.. at 9:00.. at night.. this from a five year old. Ack! Now 9:00 does not seem late to us young people but old bags need their sleep..

Case Two: Daughter calls me at work numerous times. "Hello, This is police. You come down to station now".. Sounds like a drunk Chinese lady. "Hello, this is police. Monkey running loose in your house. Please come now.". ARG! All day at work!!!

Case Three: Revenge baby. She calls up. So I call her phone back "Hello, Who is this? This is officer blinky from the town. Do you know prank calls are illegal? I may have to come and arrest you.". Click! Boom! Ha!

You would think my evil ways would cause her to stop prank calling.. but nooooooooo.. she never learns.. sometimes I wish the kids were more like their mom.