Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Poker Is a Joke

Please dearest Congress call me to testify that poker is all luck. I give up. Did you see the final table last night? Evy35 and Swimmom. Both the worst players ever in PLO. Evy because she admits she knows nothing about PLO and this was her first time playing or something. I actually think she played well for the five seconds I got to play before Surfucker put a baaaaaad beat on me. I have mentioned the other players propensity to swill man juice but a bigger fucking retarded player I have never seen. These two are the final table at the "Skillz" game? Just fucking shoot me now. Poker is so fucking taunting me.

18 Comments:

Blogger Shrike said...

Don't get me started!!! I can't rant like some but I did blog a long tourney report on how Swimmom crippled me at the final table with a severe cooler.

AKJ4 single suited is well worth calling a preflop raise with against the chipleader. Blech!

9:29 AM

 
Blogger Evy said...

I freely admit I know nothing about PLO except that it shares an acronym with an organization formerly chaired by Yasser Arafat.

-evy

10:56 AM

 
Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

I hope I did not offend you dear Marissa.. It was not my intent to berate you because your a beginner and I appreciate you trying to learn a new game.

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Blogger DuggleBogey said...

I honestly thought that the name was facetious.

At the very least an oxymoron.

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Blogger smokkee said...

skillz game huh? nice

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

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Blogger Evy said...

No offense taken dear....

Now when Miamidon made a comment about the taste of my snatch (his words), *that* was a little offensive lol

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There are times when i think playing in blogger events make some people worse players...any two cards can win you the pot.

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