Friday Fucking Rant

First off who the fuck saying walking is healthy? I just took a nice walk around the Hancock building. First I went to get my monthly T pass at Back Bay Station. Can I walk fifteen feet in Boston without some cracked out bastard coming up to me "CMON MAN! ONE DOLLAR! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK!". Fucking work for your crack dollar like everyone else you fucking retard. Do not chase me down in the street and try and rip it from my pockets. Scumbag.

I get in Back Bay Station. Have you motherfuckers ever heard of something called "VENTELLATION!" I mean jesus fucking christ. At least hand out gas masks at the door if your going to pump the smoke from your dirty ass trains directly into the station. What a piece of shit operation that is.

So I risk the dangers of the train station and walk to get a drink at Burger King. Minor pet peeve, can you motherfuckers understand red vs green. I find it somewhat amusing as you dodge cars who have the right away but since none of you are hit and killed I can not condone your actions. Please have the decency to get run over. Either that or obey the law! Just be glad I am not Judge Dreadd!!! I would so fuck you up.

A big fuck you to the Yellow Bus tour service that parks outside the church. Who the hell decide that a crosswalk would be a good place to park a bus in front of every day? Hello? Are you fucking kidding me? Are you retarded? Is that why your bus is yellow? I do not appreciate having to jump into the street without being able to see if anything is coming. Your company should be shutdown and you should be burned at the stake.

Holy fuck my adviser on the streets has told me that Michael the Fucking Genius Craig can not even spell Andy Bloch correctly. I mean what the fuck? Do you not work with the guy? Is he not a Full Tilt pro like *snicker* you? Do you not have something called an editor? Your a piece of shit and you obviously can not be bothered by things like spelling and shit like that. Wait? Am I ranting about someones spelling.
Err.. NEXT!!!

I almost forgot Elaine says Diet coke is NOT enough to live on! Fuck you I am living proof. Oops. Maybe she is right. Dammit. I hate healthy people anyways.


Until later fuck you all.