Friday, April 11, 2008

Divine Trinity

Today the subway was full of Red Sox and Yankee fans making my commute a horror show. It was terrible. SO I decide to walk from Copley to Fenway and jump on the train after the retards. I am crossing the street and as always I spend extra time waiting for the white walk sign. All of the sudden a taxi come flying at me from nowhere.

Remember how I said I wanted to be more Waffle like in person. Well I let into this fucking Taxi driver so hard. I called him a fucking idiot and a moron and a stupid retard and told him to go fuck off and gave him the middle finger. All at the top of my lungs. All while walking the few inches to the curb. Fucking asshole could he not see the BRIGHT FUCKING WHITE WALK SIGNAL!!!!! I hate idiots.

SO now I am wondering if the evil Waffles, being denied ranting lately, has come out in real life. Will he take over the real life? How about Nice Waffles? We he start to win at poker and be a huge success? Can I handle having three personalities? A divine trinity of insanity if you will. I think this whole thing might end badly.

6 Comments:

Blogger meanhappyguy said...

Will our hero escape the evil clutches of his own psyche? Will he continue to steamroll BBT3?

Stay tuned!

10:51 PM

 
Blogger KajaPoker said...

when I lived in NYC and the crazy taxi drivers would barely stop for me to cross, I would time it just right and jump on the hood of their cab making a huge dent and a an even bigger scene. you should try it sometimes. very theraputic.

4:49 AM

 
Blogger Wwonka said...

I assume by retards you mean all the Yankees fans?

6:21 AM

 
Blogger OhCaptain said...

I believe, technically, ALL Red Sox and Yankee fans are to be assumed retards.

Waffles, I was doing some reseach and I can upon a study that showed pretty definitely that while one personality is stable, you can't achieve stability in multiple personalities until you get to seven.

Keep tryin'! You are almost there.

6:45 AM

 
Blogger The Poker Enthusiast said...

Sybilwalgman sound like a solid name for you. The only problem is you need to have 10 more personalities before you reach that level. Keep working hard for your inner child...wait, you have that, keeping working on the overbearing...wait you have that...I think you may already have more personalities then you think.

8:54 AM

 
Blogger 23skidoo said...

Yeahh, when you start referring to yourself (or your alter ego) in the third person, you might want to seek help.

5:50 AM

 

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