Fuck You Hoyazo

You know i would never let you get away with donking those chips to mookie's pf allin with your 95o. thats the most blatant attempt to throw a prop bet of ALL time man. you should be ashamed. who would ever pay you up on that bet after you did that?
-- Hoyazo

First I take him out because he never saw a fucking top pair he did not love more than life itself the fucking donkey.

Full Tilt Poker Game #9789730863: The Mookie (73695342), Table 2 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:24:27 ET - 2008/12/31
Seat 1: smokkee (3,285)
Seat 2: jeciimd (5,100)
Seat 3: Erin26 (2,990)
Seat 4: Numbette (810)
Seat 5: love_elf (3,195)
Seat 6: Maniac57 (3,080)
Seat 8: hoyazo (2,780)
Seat 9: Big Blueberry (2,610)
hoyazo posts the small blind of 25
Big Blueberry posts the big blind of 50
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Maniac57 [9d Jd]
smokkee folds
jeciimd has 15 seconds left to act
smokkee: had to play the mOOk to get a little 69 action
jeciimd folds
Erin26 folds
Numbette folds
love_elf folds
Numbette: dont we all
Maniac57 raises to 150
smokkee: LOL
hoyazo has 15 seconds left to act
hoyazo calls 125
Big Blueberry folds
*** FLOP *** [8s 6s Qc]
hoyazo bets 260
Maniac57 calls 260
*** TURN *** [8s 6s Qc] [Tc]
hoyazo has 15 seconds left to act
hoyazo bets 650
Maniac57 raises to 2,670, and is all in
hoyazo: wow you SO have KQ.
hoyazo has 15 seconds left to act
Maniac57: no J9
Maniac57: der
Maniac57: idiot
hoyazo calls 1,720, and is all in
Maniac57 shows [9d Jd]
hoyazo shows [Qs Ad]
Uncalled bet of 300 returned to Maniac57
*** RIVER *** [8s 6s Qc Tc] [Ks]
Maniac57 shows a straight, King high
hoyazo shows a pair of Queens
Maniac57 wins the pot (5,610) with a straight, King high
smokkee: lmao
hoyazo stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5,610 | Rake 0
Board: [8s 6s Qc Tc Ks]
Seat 1: smokkee didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: jeciimd didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: Erin26 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: Numbette didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: love_elf didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: Maniac57 (button) showed [9d Jd] and won (5,610) with a straight, King high
Seat 8: hoyazo (small blind) showed [Qs Ad] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 9: Big Blueberry (big blind) folded before the Flop

I mean I tell the fucking retard what I have and he can not fold. These fucking "good" players keep telling me floating and jamming my gutter does not pay but these same good players keep stacking off with top pair. Fucking retards. Learn to play. I know having more money than brains helps you win but don't whine when you make a bad fucking play.


Full Tilt Poker Game #9790099478: The Mookie (73695342), Table 2 - 50/100 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:55:03 ET - 2008/12/31
Seat 1: smokkee (4,970)
Seat 2: jeciimd (5,690)
Seat 3: Erin26 (5,445)
Seat 5: love_elf (3,415)
Seat 6: Maniac57 (3,370)
Seat 7: mookie99 (1,610), is sitting out
Seat 9: Big Blueberry (2,085)
Maniac57 posts the small blind of 50
mookie99 posts the big blind of 100
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Maniac57 [5h 9d]
Maniac57: lol
Big Blueberry folds
smokkee folds
smokkee: read your soul
Maniac57: I had J9 s00ted
smokkee: :D
jeciimd has 15 seconds left to act
mookie99 has returned
Maniac57: coulda been hearts
Maniac57: lol
jeciimd folds
Erin26 folds
love_elf folds
Maniac57 calls 50
mookie99 has 15 seconds left to act
mookie99 raises to 1,610, and is all in
Maniac57: why not
Maniac57: lol
Maniac57 calls 1,510
mookie99 shows [As Qs]
Maniac57 shows [5h 9d]
smokkee: shoulda been hearts
*** FLOP *** [Td Ks 2d]
Maniac57: whee race
*** TURN *** [Td Ks 2d] [8c]
*** RIVER *** [Td Ks 2d 8c] [3h]
mookie99 shows Ace King high
Maniac57 shows King Ten high
mookie99 wins the pot (3,220) with Ace King high
Maniac57: goddamit
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3,220 | Rake 0
Board: [Td Ks 2d 8c 3h]
Seat 1: smokkee didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: jeciimd didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: Erin26 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: love_elf (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: Maniac57 (small blind) showed [5h 9d] and lost with King Ten high
Seat 7: mookie99 (big blind) showed [As Qs] and won (3,220) with Ace King high
Seat 9: Big Blueberry didn't bet (folded)

So then this play comes up. I figured I was racing with Mookie. Possibly I had drunk a bit much at four beers. Who the fuck knows. I have made much worse plays than this with a lot more chips than the raiser. As it turns out I was not much behind. Point being I just played my hand.

Next thing I know Hoyazo is accusing me of dumping chips to Mookie. All I can assume is that a multi accounter that cheats and plays on a cheater site must think everyone is as corrupt as he is. Fucking retarded bastard. I am really insulted that he thinks I would cheat for Mookie. I am more than willing to admit it was a bad call but I had no thoughts of helping Mookie in either hand. I had a lot of fun laughing at Hoyazo stacking off with top pair but I did not make the float call for Mookie either.

I guess I can understand a morally corrupt person thinking everyone else is as rotten as he is but I hate that fucking shit. Perhaps I am being hard on Hoyazo. I have defended him in the past for some of his somewhat shady moves. I really thought he was a good guy and gave him the benefit of the doubt. I guess you guys were probably right though. Just another long line of scumbags who assumes everyone is like them.