Wednesday, December 10, 2008

I give up

Poker sucks. I am never going to win anything good. Fuck poker. I started blowing off my bankroll at 2/4 but sorta made a hundred or two so I will try to bust out again tomorrow night. See ya.


Blogger lightning36 said...

You go up against the donkey handing out chips; I get QQ vs AA. Life is not fair ...

10:57 PM

Blogger Bayne_S said...

It warms my heart to finally see an accurate self assessment of your game!

I have to take daughter to orthodontist tomorrow evening, please cash out rather than spew. It would hurt me not to get a piece.

11:03 PM

Blogger $mokkee said...

you tried to spew and ended up dubbling up. wtf do you want?

1:23 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't spew and don't cash out... donate to the NutzCarson's People that don't play poker very gewd schewl of poker and stuff.

We are now accepting transfers. I found it too difficult to actually win the money. Transfers save a lot of time.

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5:14 AM

Blogger HighOnPoker said...

Hey, chin up, Woffles. I'm sure if you really focused, you can lose all of your bankroll in no time.

6:31 AM

Blogger lightning36 said...

Geez -- he's even more freakin' popular than I thought ...

6:33 AM

Blogger Instant Tragedy said...

At this moment, I believe has done its mission.

Now as a public service:

Dear Waffles,
Please EXCLUDE yourself from playing for at least the next three weeks. Either that or cash out. Don't throw bad money away. At least keep enough to pay Bayne and myself off.

With eternal honor,
your Prop Bet Master
Instant Tragedy

8:10 AM

Blogger Predator314 said...

If you really want to make it exciting, find a 2+2'er that will flip you for your bankroll. Busto or Robusto!

10:27 AM


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