Thursday, March 05, 2009

Waffles Presents: Real Men of Genius

(Real men of Genius)
Today we salute you. Mr. Whipped then Snipped Vasectomy Patient
(Mr. Whipped then Snipped Vasectomy Patient)
Having all desire to live leeched out of you by your wives you finally give up your precious balls
(Bye Bye Little Buddies)
Hanging out with your friends pretending to be a man when you really know your nothing but a Eunuch
(Sissy Boy Eunuch!)
Sitting on the toilet to pee, wondering where your boys have gone, you try and figure out how you got to this point
(She used to give Blow Jobs)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Pansy Boy. 'Cause we all know, that your wife is watching your balls jingle on her bracelet while fucking the real man next door
(Mr. Whipped then Snipped Vasectomy Patient)

5 Comments:

Blogger DrChako said...

Please tell me that's original!

Brilliant.

-DrC

12:15 PM

 
Blogger Mike Maloney said...

Quite entertaining if you sing/say it out loud.

12:59 PM

 
Blogger Riggstad said...

snipped does not = WHIPPED!

Just thinking of my next wife is all :)

1:59 PM

 
Blogger Heavy Critters said...

Um, best ever.

You've come a long way, Waffles.

3:56 PM

 
Blogger Loretta8 said...

LOL

5:07 PM

 

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