Bizzaro Waffles

Holy freaking Christ. I feel like Bizzaro Waffles. You know Bizzaro Superman? He is from another world and he is a bad guy which is a good guy in Bizzaro world. I explained for everyone except Jordon. So the last two weeks I have had several chicks throw themselves at me. It is insane. I mean check this out. This is from a chick I knew when I was 18. We got back in touch through Facebook. So she has seen my picture. I told her I would call her a few times but have kinda blown her off because I am undecided.

5:04pm Marshall so whats a good place in for food and drink
5:06pm Julie nothing really there is the lake we could go and make out


I mean wtf? Then she goes on and tells me that she is going to fuck me until I am sore. I mean whaaa? I never had any chick throw herself at me. I guess one or two got sick of waiting for me to make a move and threw their tits at me.. but that was after a bunch of dates. I swear if I go to this lake she will whip my dick out and suck me off in public. I think I might need to buy a book on STDs so I can recognize the dangerous ones. Weird shit.