Wednesday, January 27, 2010

New Girlfriend

I have a new Girlfriend named Mary from the comments. I actually think it is someone from Florida. Probably someone with a dick. IP tracking is nice.

Mah troll bitch is pretty funny so please be amused. Most of her points are retarded. The one thing I have been thinking about is what is the right thing to do. I am not sure that our situation is the right thing or the best thing for the kids. We do not fight at all. The kids get to see us both. We agreed to see other people. So there is no sneaking or cheating involved. We consider ourselves divorced and just waiting for the paperwork. I do not want to force them to move and lose their friends and live in some crappy apartment instead of a nice house in a good town. So I think for now I am doing what is right and what is best for them. All I can do is what I feel is best for them.

In her response to me calling her a cunt Mary said "She'll leave, or send you packing, the second it is convenient for her financially.". You know what though. I am fine with that. I can take care of myself financially and if being miserable for a little longer improves her financial situation so that my kids benefit then I am willing to do that. I guess we will never agree Troll because your all about yourself and what you can get out of the situation and I just can not put my kids through any unnecessary hardships just to spite my wife or to make myself happier quicker.

Bayne asked what the difference between telling Nick to dump his wife and my situation is. Only difference is he has no kids. If I did not have my children I would be gone already. It is two really small differences but they mean the world to me.


Blogger BLAARGH! said...

Mary needs to grow a pair. His account is hidden. Man up Mary!

8:10 AM

Blogger lightning36 said...

Has a dick -- definitely ... or wants one ...

8:32 AM

Blogger Bayne_S said...

Have you filed papers to divorce?

Yes divorce is easier without kids.

But really have you even started the paperwork?

Has Nick?

9:39 AM

Blogger Mary said...

Nick has it made. He has two bitchs and you support one of them. Talk to a child psychologist you moron. You're living situation is horribly unhealthy for them.

and if it makes anyone feel better to believe I have a cock, have at it. Just remember if I do, it's probably bigger then yours. I would have thought you guys would get a kick out of someone being as vulgar and nasty to this idiot as he is to everyone else. Clearly I'm wrong

2:13 PM

Blogger Mary said...

One more thought. You mention that you and the slut agreed to date "other people". What woman is going to date an out of shape, anti-social, middle age man, with rage issues, WHO STILL FUCKING LIVES WITH HIS WIFE??? (for the kid's sake, of course). And, no, the $20 a night crack whore doesn't count. And neither does that hot level 80 night elf hunter that you beat off to every night. So my point is, you agreed that she would "see other people", while you sit at home and mash buttons, lose money, and babysit for her. Shit, maybe this woman is smarter then I thought. Next time she is home and sleeping, sneak into her purse. You should find a little black velvet bag in there. Get the bag, open it, and inspect the contents. Those shriveled up peach pits you'll find are your balls. reattach them and get on with your life.

Bayne, of course no papers have been filed. When the wife wants them filed, they'll be filed, but there is really no reason for her, as she can have her cake and eat it too... It is clear that our hero has no control of the situation.

2:39 PM

Blogger Riggstad said...

I <3 Mary

2:41 PM

Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

I <3 Mary too. I doubt you know anything about psychology. I have several readers who are trained in the field. I am not sure they would agree with you.

I have also already gone out with women so you are wrong again.

Bayne was talking about Nick filing papers not me. Learn To Read. It is fundamental.

Been a while since I had a hatah. Feels good. Also there is no way you will get my readers to hate me more than they already do. ;).

3:51 PM

Blogger Mary said...

Re-read Baynes comment, genius. He's asking about you. Then asks about Nick the Stud. How can you not read and comprehend his very simple question?


Have you filed papers to divorce?

Yes divorce is easier without kids.

But really have you even started the paperwork?

Has Nick?

4:09 PM

Blogger lightning36 said...

Mary = The Lake Beast? Hoy?

5:31 PM

Blogger PokahDave said... Lightning...

7:18 PM

Blogger Bayne_S said...

what part of

"Have you filed papers to divorce?"

means Nick?

To explain 2nd word in that quote was


9:40 AM

Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

Shut up fat bald person.

10:06 AM

Anonymous Anonymous said...

This shit is hysterical.

Waffles go get an apartment and a date bro. It is kinda sad man.

1:21 PM

Blogger Bayne_S said...

Don is Wise.

Dude get an out of state contract job with per diem.

10:16 AM

Blogger Schaubs said...

Mary is not some random person that "happened" to find this train wreck of a blog.

He?she is an insider for sure.

Mary has decent advice though, except for the fact that He?She forgot about the kids.

The KIDS are what matter most and that is where Waffles is more of a caring person than Mary will ever be.

11:34 AM

Blogger Mary said...

Schaubs, I wouldn't call myself an insider. A long time reader is more like it. Probably since day one. Does that make me an insider?

Also, you have no idea how caring of a person I am or am not. All you know about me is that I've owned waffles for the past few days, and the bluthering idiot is, for once, at a loss for words. waffles reason for staying in this situation is not about the kids. It's about him not wanting the closure that moving out, or kicking her out, would bring. Despite all the bravado he displays in his writings, he wants things to go back to the way they were. You don't stay in a situation like this because of the kids. That's a noble line, but that's all it is - a line. Obviously some dumb asses will fall for it. They always do.

Speaking of kids. They adapt to change a lot better then adults do. The younger they are the better they adapt to change. Many, many, many good kids are raised by responsible, but divorced parents. And they're raised in such a way that they know both their parents love them very much. And their nurtured and they prosper. What your hero is doing is not in the kids best interests. And when their old enough to understand what is truly going on, they'll probably tell him so.

Personally, I'm not sure that waffles is the type of person that should be a dad anyways. Hell, I've lost count of the number of times he's wished someone a horrible death because they sucked out on him. And the graphic sexual descriptions he relays to his mother, just for shits and giggles. The man is disturbed. I'd love for a trained psychologist to read some of waffles over the edge posts and then hear their thoughts on this guy being a father.

3:00 PM

Blogger KajaPoker said...

Maryazo is braziliant. Waffles, I think bayne has a point.

10:32 AM

Blogger Drizztdj said...

I was told there was cake.

11:41 AM

Blogger ScurvyDog said...

Best episode of "Breakin' Even" ever.

12:01 PM


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