Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Fuking Cunts

Jesus. I fucking jam 9's and get four fucking callers? Really? Brilliant hands like AK, KQ, 22. WOW! You people are fucking amazing. Jam 55 on the bubble in the CO and A2 calls.. of course there are fucking 90000 aces in the deck so I fucking get to do step 1 over again. Fucking morons. Die in fire.

This one is brilliant. Wolf raises 240, I re-pot him to just shy of 900... he obviously should call with AT s00ted because it is fucking suited. I mean how can you not call off half of your 2k stack with AT when you are re-raised? Awesome play. So then your given the baby jesus miracle flop with two clubs. Of course you jam your behind hand again because hell you will win like sometimes. You claim that you had "Fold Equity".. um, yeah.

First off. Let's just ASSUME that I do not know your hand range does not include AA-QQ+ to my Jacks. Lets just pretend I do not know for certain I am ahead of you. No I am not guessing. I am not donky-fuck trying to justify a hand. No. I know. Because I play a different game than you. It is called poker. Not bingo. It is not played by looking down and seeing AT and pretending you are good.

So anyway. While we are pretending that the 2 club 923 flop scares my Jacks and I think your jam means that you have a big hand. Not that it shouts you are a weak ass donk loser that is fucked. How the hell do I raise off half my stack to just shy of 900 chips then fold my last 1000 chips to your jam? I mean seriously? DO I look like that fucking moron Lightning? There is no fold equity there.

SO you gamble pre-flop that you can catch donkey spit and hit the flop against what I would think even a dense person like you would understand was a beaten hand. You flop the Holy Mary Jesus and God fucking best flop outside of an Ace you could possibly flop.. and then you jam your draw still behind and expect me to fold when I have committed almost half of my stack? DO you really think I should not call you a fucking retarded moron?

At least your a man Wolf. I expect you to keep your blog around! Nothing personal. You just suck at poker. I am sure your not that retarded about other things. What? You say this is for charity? Well.. look what I told OhCaptain about that bullshit.

OhCaptain: makes it all better
Waffles: screw that
Waffles: i would Euthanize those rat kids.

Peace out.


Blogger lightning36 said...

Offer some decent mobney and I MIGHT be willing to coach you.

11:46 PM

Blogger KenP said...

Just read that the Internet is composed of 37% porn.

Man, you do get around.

5:37 AM

Blogger Bayne_S said...

Fine rant

7:12 AM

Blogger Josie said...

Nice that you wrote this while the anger was still fresh. lol

7:14 AM

Blogger MorningThunder said...

I can really feel this one......well done.

7:20 AM

Blogger Wolfshead said...

Buck up Waffles, I went out to a Q-4 off, flopped nut flush to turned boat. BTW, you prefer Brie, cheddar ot port salut?

8:12 AM

Blogger Josie said...

Mmmmm cheese with your wine. yum.

8:47 AM

Blogger BamBam said...

Perhaps Wolfie read this?

A guy has to learn somewhere right?


10:59 AM

Blogger lightning36 said...

lol @ BamBam

Waffles -- you are BUSTED!!

11:36 AM

Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

I am not sure how that hand has anything to do with this hand?

It's not even close. The hand I played vs BamBam was expertly played. It was the patented Waffles Gutter Jam which he fell for.

I mean I know you guys have no clue about any aspect of poker but do you really equate using 300 chips of a 5K stack to calling a re-raise for half your stack then expecting to have your opponent fold? I mean.. really?

Perhaps I overestimate the average intelligence of my readers.

11:41 AM

Blogger Loretta8 said...

i'm gonna side with waffles on this one (assuming the AT hand is reported accurately)

2:01 PM

Blogger Wolfshead said...

yea, but he's Waffles, he should have known he was getting sucked out on and folded right there. Isn't that what all his rants are usually about, the fact that his big pairs get busted? So, knowing this, being the expert he is he should have known he was behind just because he knew he was ahead. after all, I did jam and give him the opportunity to get out of the way before that suckout, which his experience and expertise should have told him was coming, hit rather than let him jam and have me make the call.

2:13 PM

Blogger Loretta8 said...


2:43 PM

Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

You may have a point Wolf. What you fail to understand is all I can be is perfection. It is like a beautiful woman. She can not help but to be incredible. It is how she was made. All I can do is play to perfection.

6:37 PM


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