Wednesday, September 29, 2010


I had a dream about BadBlood last night. yeah, yeah, I know I am setting myself up for ghey jokes... I will give you a second to finish.. ... ... It was really weird. I was at a traffic light as a pedestrian and Blood comes walking up the street. I then show him my new biceps and he is like "Nice man!". I thought this was an amusing dream.

Women are stupid. I swear. Like last night I am carrying this heavy laundry bag in for the wife. She is standing in my way on the stairs. She then says "Bring it down stairs".. So I grunt "If you get your fat ass out of my way then maybe I can". Ok. I agree not the nicest thing to say. Her response? "This is how you treat me when I do a favor for you and do laundry?". Now it is nice that she did laundry. Our washing machine broke and she had to go out and do it. HOWEVER here is where the retarded women part comes in. She did laundry for EVERYONE in the house EXCEPT ME. Hello? How is it a fucking favor to ME that she did her own laundry? She never even asked me if I wanted something washed. She never told me she was going out to do the laundry. I mean hello? What fucking crack pipe are you smoking? What universe do you live in where THAT is a favor to me? It's like saying "I did you a favor and sucked my boyfriends dick".. I mean how does that fucking help me? Jesus.

She is a fucking retard. Here is another point of contention. I am listening to my daughter talk to my wife's boyfriend and in the conversation she starts talking about his hairy boobs. How he has hairy man boobs and shit like that. Now I do not have a HUGE problem with that but it is inappropriate for a fucking 40 year old guy to be talking about hairy boobs with an 8 year old girl. Am I wrong about that? So I mention it to the wife and she is like "no no it's ok you misunderstand.. they like just play a game where they tease him about having a hairy chest"... um, yeah, I am pretty sure I do not misunderstand. So she disagrees with me and I just say something to piss her off to end the conversation. I think I said that her pervert boyfriend better stop talking like that to my daughter. She got so pissed. It was funny.

Anyways I know you missed the stories of the home life. So I brought some back. It had been kind of quiet lately but now the freak show is starting up again. Peace out.


Blogger Josie said...

LOL Funny post - but really, all women aren't stupid - just your wife. :P

10:08 AM

Blogger Josie said...

The hairy boobs comment seems innocent enough to me, except how does the girl know he has hairy boobs? Swimming together? Seems like a nonissue unless you observe other crap that is suspect. The real issue is why isn't Wifey asking you if you need anything washed when she's going to laundromat anyway? Something you need to discuss. Like she should take ur stuff too and you will hump the big bags to and from car. That's fair. If you're living together life will be easier if you're on the same team. Just my 2 cents.

10:44 AM

Blogger lightning36 said...

Little House on the Prairie, Waffles style.

2:13 PM

Blogger Bayne_S said...


Maybe wife hasn't moved in with boyfriend because he is waiting for daughter to mature (or not)

Might as well practice calling him son.

Maybe you wife should practice that too.

4:36 PM

Blogger VinNay said...

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9:40 AM

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9:42 AM

Blogger BadBlood said...

Nice guns.

12:21 PM

Blogger HighOnPoker said...

Check if the boyfriend is a registered sex offender!

Word Verification: inest. It's one letter away...

12:22 PM


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