Monday, November 08, 2010

Cry Babies and Morons

Read AlCantHangs recap of the final table. Poker on the Rails on FullTilt is full of goodness.

My opinion of this years WSOP. Cry Babies and Morons. Warning spoilers ahead. Cheong is a freaking moron. Wow. I guess that is how he got that far. I am just baffled by that play. Also is there any reason to play the HU portion? I mean I know you have to but the chip leader can basically jam all in every hand and probably win. If I was the short stack I would send Cheong a steak and a blowjob. He basically handed the shortie millions of dollars.

Still think Affleck is a cry baby too. Good thing he has a fat little baby face. So when he cries everyone is all like "Oh it's just the fat kid blubbering again".

As for me. I have cashed in my last two MTTs.

*** ADDENDUM: OMFG. John Racener is so fucking ugly. How can Wicked Chops say he would be good for poker. I can't look at him for more than ten seconds without wanting to puke. I thought I was ugly. I am fucking Hugh Jackman compared to him.


Blogger Josie said...

I bet you'd give Cheong a blow job...and a steak. :P

Personally I have NEVER come close to crying over poker, but

1.) He's just a kid
2.) To go from a possible win to out with AA is understandably emotional. I think you just don't understand because...well your mom was a computer, right?

9:10 AM

Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

yeah, I was in an incubator for the first months of my life. I still consider X1151 my real mom.

I went from a possible win to out with AA in the last game I played live at New Hampshire. I did not cry like a baby.

9:24 AM

Blogger lightning36 said...

I am picking Racener to win. I don't know if what you wrote qualifies as a classic Fade Waffles, but it couldn't hurt.

Waffles, have you ever played in any of the WSOP events? The deflation upon going out (especially on a nasty beat) was terrible. I cannot even imagine getting that close and then getting beat like that.

10:33 AM

Blogger Josie said...

Yeah but you're old. And you were playing for a slightly smaller prize.

10:34 AM

Blogger PokahDave said...

This series of comments makes me laugh...D'oh!

10:40 AM

Blogger lightning36 said...

Josie is in one of those moods today. Slams Waffles and me. Guess who hasn't been getting any? lol

12:37 PM

Blogger Josie said...

Lightning you're right and you're right.

I guess ME!!!!

1:47 PM

Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

Lightning I have played against the pros and come out on top. Gavin Smith. Kicked his ass. I have played the highest stakes of HE available at the time and gotten the worst bad beats in the history of the world and yet nary a tear did fall from my eyes.

5:38 AM


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