Fuck Christmas. I fucking hate this holiday. I know I am doing it wrong. I should just order everything on Amazon.com and fucking who cares if the kids see their presents beforehand and lose all faith in Santa Clause and their parents honesty. Fuck them. It is a good life lesson. Adults just want to fuck with you.
I can not stand going to the mall. First I have to sit in fucking bumper to bumper traffic for like 30 minutes. All to find a fucking Jonas Brothers fagot ass shirt. Of course none of the fucking malls I go to have one. My goddamn girl is like eight. Why the fuck does she need a goddamn Jonas Brothers faggot ass shirt anyways? Goddamn assholes.
I went to get like five things and like three goddamn malls later and I only have like 2 of the things I wanted. Also my wife gets the like XBOX 360 Connect or something for the kid. I am so fucking out of it. I do not know what the hell that is. Can it play old 360XBOX games? Does it need a controller for those? What the fuck. I am a techy and a gamer and have no fucking clue. So fucking strike out there too because I have no fucking idea if I need to get him something else or not.
Goddamn fucking greedy ass kids too. I mean we spend like over a grand on Christmas because everyone wants fucking CIA bugged electronics and shit. Fuck the like dollar matchbox cars. Ohhh noo. We want basketball backboards and computers and fucking crap like that.
The worst fucking part too? That goddamn fat fucking pervert who comes down the chimney gets all the fucking credit!!! It is like "Wow, why are mom and dad so fucking cheap, look Santa brought me an iPad". Goddamn fucking him with one of his fucking elves right up the asshole. I fucking hate that guy.
How the hell did all this shit start too? I mean are you fucking serious? I see it now. Santa came down to earth and sacrificed his fat ass on the cross so that you could spend a bazillion dollars you do not have on peace, justice, and the American way of consumerism. Fuck man. I would pay to make that goddamn movie "The Passion of Santa". Fucking strap that cross on the mother fucking fat cookie eating asshole and fucking stab those thorns in his head. Goddamn. Sign me up.
So a Fuck you Christmas to all and a fucking horrible night! Peace.