Wednesday, March 02, 2011

The White Boy Is Back... Better than Ever

I was thinking before tonights game about the last few games I have played. As much as the Mookie and the VeryJosie are donkeyments they also require thinking and knowing your opponents.

I feel like the past few games I have played have been bad.

Normally I have a dominating hand and get sucked out on. However these past games I have gotten in REALLY bad. It is totally not my style. I decided tonight to play MY game.

I started with the Josie and I could feel I was playing MY GAME. I used Jordon's natural aggression against him, I made a few mistakes and waffled up and down but built the image I wanted to show. I played the hands I need to play to win and I chipped up. I took Cem to valuetown so bad. He was like a 2-bit whore paying me off on every street. It pissed him off so bad that he said "At least I will outlast you Waffles". I replied "I take that as a challenge", and he laughed. I was ready to focus in and destroy him.

The Dank started and I felt good. I had a pair of fours on the first hand. Skiddoo raised and I cold called. The flop came 4Kx two suit. I knew Skiddoo would fire out a bet. I also knew he was not good enough to fold Aces vs Waffles. I read his soul and jammed my entire double stack in on the first hand with a set of fours against two outs. In other words I fucking owned. The turn was a third club. The river was a fourth club and I was out on the first hand of the game. I felt awesome though because THIS IS HOW WAFFLES PLAYS! He outplays his opponents and THEY needs to Joe C Luckbox out on him in order to survive. I am the KING of POKER baby! I am fucking back!

In the Josie I kept playing my game. I lost a bunch of 50/50's, I won a ton of hands I should. I got a gutter draw to jam all in against my two pair and he got there. Eventually though I played my game and took people out. Wolfie ran a ill advised bluff with his AQ and I took most of his stack with my 47o. Hey I was fucking ahead on the 4T8 flop! The seven turn was just icing baby! I took the last four people out and made gutter boy into bubble boy. It was three left SmallBoat, Cem and I. I took my boy Cem out and said "Yeah, you are going to outlast me".. I do not think he liked that comment. The final hands against SmallBoat I was behind on. You could call them coolers. Heads up flush over flush.. Heads up he turns a set and rivers a boat when I river trips... hey, what can you do. I kind of thought he might have the Ace flush in the hand where I had the Jack but it is a hard fold. He played well and deserved to win. Even if I am the best player. Yeah, the White Boy is Back and he IS better than ever.


Blogger Josie said...

You played grea tonight. Congrats baby!

10:10 PM

Blogger KenP said...

White? I don't think so.

Off color...definitely off color

5:03 AM

Blogger Memphis MOJO said...

nice run, good recap.

5:39 AM

Blogger 23skidoo said...

Gold Jerry.

I call a push from you in that spot 99.999% of the time with most holdings, not my fault I out retarded the tard. Not good enough to fold... to YOU! Hilarity.

How's that 10K coming anyway??


5:48 AM

Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

shoulda just left it at "your not good"

5:56 AM

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4:30 AM

Blogger CEMfromMD said...

Gotta say, you did play pretty damn good Wednesday night. What ever happened to that break even player you used to be? I could have owned him! Enjoyed going against you in the VJ, hopefully get another shot to try and beat you again soon!

5:57 AM

Blogger Wolfshead said...

Yea, and if I call your preflop raise with that dreck I'd be the subject of a rant with so many fucks in it it could be used as a script for a porn film.

1:30 PM


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