Yeah, Yeah, Happy Birthday
"Yes, now you are another year older…almost as old as the white beard makes you look! HA! Lol" - My Wife
Another year another clusterfuck so what's new. Happy Birthday Waffles. Send all donations to Fulltilt poker (Maniac57), blah blah blah. Call me for birthday shots? Do you not read the Tao Of Fear!?!?! The Waffles Report? Why the fucking hell not? Get there and do it! It may save your life in the coming revolution!
Played poker last night. Owned a dude. Won my SNG. It was not even close as I had 7k chips with like 5 people left. I used the patented Waffles Gutter Jam move. TWICE! What is the Gutter Jam? Shit you have never used the gutter jam? Well I will give you a birthday present then. You have a hand like 45o. The flop comes 37K. Now you have a nasty gutter draw. Your opponent bets. You float him and *BING* you hit your gutterball on the turn. Instead of slow playing it you just jam your whole stack in as fast as possible. You will be AMAZED at how many people call you. After you scoop their chips your way you can say "You just got fucked by the "Waffles Gutter Jam"(c) you Bitch!". Your friends will all be amazed. Peace.
posted by SirFWALGMan at
8:04 AM
9 Comments:
You will be AMAZED at how many people call you. After you scoop their chips your way you can say "You just got fucked by the "Waffles Gutter Jam"(c) you Bitch!".
Do you offer them KY jelly first?
8:45 AM
Thanks for that.
And Happy Birthday. I hope you get laid.
9:14 AM
Happy birthday Waffles! May the Waffles Gutter Jam and other gems keep entertaining us for years to come!
10:04 AM
I prefer the gutter jam before you actually get there. As in 3 7 K and you hold 4 5 - Open jam right then & there. It will get there. Particularly if you're playing a Mookie / Dank.
Happy birthday, pal!
10:24 AM
happy Frkn Birthday
10:28 AM
Happy Decanting Day, since I know you wasn't born
As for the revolution, forget it. Way too many Sheeple out there for it ever to happen. I mean do you expect people who haven't got a pot to piss in yet still support getting rid of the inheritance tax so Paris Hilton can have even more money will ever have the balls to revolt?
10:49 AM
Have a breakeven birthday.
2:26 PM
Happy Birthday Biotch...
word verif. : latefur
2:28 PM
Happy birthday, brah. Keep up the stellar work with your contributions on Tao of Fear.
8:11 PM
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