Happy Gay Day
Matty in the morning was funny today. It is usually amusing. They were talking about Gay Jim getting married and Matty was like "Cool I can walk you down the isle and give you away".. then Jim was like "nobody is giving me away"... so he is like "oooh you not the one given away, ok I can be your best man"... then he pauses for a second and say "Oh wait, that would suck, I do not think I could setup the bachelor party!". Hah. That would be hilarious. That would be so weird.
Speaking of Gay can you imagine what the dude who took the picture of Lightning and Tony was thinking? Aww what a nice little old gay man and his boy toy. Seriously who takes pictures with other dudes? Only dudes that want to be made fun of. All my pictures are with hot chicks!
I have to say Obama was pretty gutsy for coming out for Gay marriage in an election year. I think Mit Romney was creaming in his pants yesterday. This makes me believe even more in my report for the Tao of Fear about Mit Romney being the White Horse of the Mormon Apocalyptic Prophecies!
As far as my stance on gay guys.. I think every single woman that is made available to the pool by one gay guy leaving the race makes my odds of getting laid go up slightly. Lesbian women are cool too because we all know they love threesomes. I mean every porn movie ever made has them doing a dude. If the pr0n says it's true then it must be. Peace out. Waffles.