Tuesday, May 01, 2012

Nut Buster

Not much going on. Tao of Fear is good stuff. Read about how some lady grabbed a dudes nuts and squeezed him to death. So when your giving blow jobs girls... be gentle on the nuts, mmkay?

I always like reading the Alex's blog too. Seems like a cool guy and a good poker player. I read the stuff his life coach writes too. It is some good stuff.

Not too much going on with me. I went to my girls lacrosse game this weekend. There was this fucking hot blonde chick officiating. Daaamnn. In like tight yoga pants or something. I was going to go up and tell her what a good job she did as an official. :).

My son came and wanted to play some baseball catch. He started pitching to me. On the first pitch he throws this fast ball that turns into a mega sinker ball.. I pull the glove up to catch it at my face and it drops the fuck off and nails me right on the kneecap. Still limping.

We were able to toss though. As we were watching my daughter score like 3 goals in the game (supah stah supah stah!) my son was commenting on how adults make these kids sports retarded. He is like "Why do people get runner up trophies? You fucking lost! Suck it up! No trophy for you fucktard.".. He had a problem with the whole 2-4-6-8 who do we appreciate.. cheer too.. he was like we do not appreciate you! We appreciate that you suck maybe but that is it. So we started our own cheer 2-4-6-9 who kicked your behind... our team our team yay! heh.

I was pretty proud of my daughters scoring. She was the only one who could really chuck the ball from a distance and score a goal.. She had a good motion and snapped it right in the goal from far away. It was pretty impressive.

The kid decided it is time to shave. No more porn stash. Peace.


Blogger KenP said...

Programmer, eh? 2-4-6-9? The progression would be 0-3-6-9, In penance, you must go to a senior citizen center and explain the fencepost problem.

3:54 AM

Blogger Josie said...

Wowza, she wins the fishing thingy and scores 3 goals. She fucking rocks! I am so finding out where the next game is and going.

"Dad, who's that crazy lady and why is she groping you?"

6:15 AM

Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

hah! I would pay you to go since it would so piss off the wife. LOL.

6:28 AM

Blogger Carmel said...

Grrouchie posted that thing about the testicles on Facebook yesterday. WTF?!

7:02 AM

Blogger Josie said...

Oooo piss off the wife? I'll bring my Very Josie cards!

btw you are looking extremely manly and virile today! And rich! And good looking!

8:35 AM

Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

your sucking up would be more effective IF YOU HAD SEEN ME TODAY!

10:48 AM

Blogger lightning36 said...

I remembah when this blog used to have good rants. Now -- meh ...

12:12 PM

Blogger Josie said...

Well, I can imagine, can't I?

5:30 PM


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