Monday, May 14, 2012


Dunno why. Sleepy. Was almost falling asleep driving in to the train station today. I think I slept a lot last night but not sure... sleep and I are wary friends.

Wife is a moron. She is sitting around and turns to me and says "Why are you being so mean to me?" and I am like huh? First off I was pretty much sleeping so I doubt I was being mean. Secondly I am not going to be in any mood to take your shit when I am asleep so be prepared for a bad response. So I said "What the fuck are you talking about?".. and she then says I was mean because I did not setup some special shit for mothers day.

First off your not my fucking mother and I do not even especially like you sometimes. Secondly you never fucking doing anything for me either so stop whining. Thirdly how is it being mean to you? Seriously. You know what.. you actually have one good kid at least. Your daughter got up first thing in the morning and made you coffee (musta sucked because I noticed you did not drink it).. and she made you breakfast. You spent the day watching them play sports and stuff.

Your Son did not do anything for you but you and he do not get along so well. Perhaps if you stop telling him everything he can not do and how your going to send him to military school things might change. Perhaps not as he tends to be a little bit self absorbed at times.. but he is a good kid at heart.

Her whole problem is she sits back and says "whoahs me"... I mean she has an Ivy League diploma, and supposedly is smart but is doing work someone from McDonalds could do for slightly more money than that. The whole world is against you right? No. You are against yourself. You just think everyone owes you everything in this world instead of knowing you have to fucking work for everything that comes. So annoying.

I think I need to teach her how to be a better person. This will be my next project. To stop her self-destructive, pitying, the world owes me, motherfucking attitude and start her on the path to self empowerment. I shall achieve this goal. I even have a good starting point. Peace.


Blogger Josie said...

Hmmm maybe you didn't set up a Mother's Day brunch for her because....SHE SERVED YOU WITH PAPERS, all because you wanted to be more involved WITH YOUR OWN FUCKING MONEY. Does she remember that little situation?

9:00 AM

Blogger BigPirate said...

I wish there was a "like" button on this thing for Josie's comment. What is this, 2004?

9:41 AM

Blogger lightning36 said...

Man, there is definitely stuff I do not understand here. I would think that each of you would be expecting very little from the other at this point.

9:59 AM

Blogger Josie said...

TY bigpirate! Dontcha worry, Waffles is going to give me a special link on his new updated blog. Oh and Argh! (pirate lingo)

11:22 AM

Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

I do not understand either Lightning because that was my first thought...

1:21 PM

Blogger PokahDave said...

Wow...Waffles is going soft...he didn't insult the Lightbulb for the what...the first time ever?? Heh...

2:06 PM

Blogger lightning36 said...

lightning's comment on a lightning strikes 5/14/12 blog post: Waffles is a pussy. Search for it!

3:18 PM

Blogger Carmel said...

I know she's your kid's Mom and all but she's a jerk.

4:07 PM


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