So I was playing some poker last night. I thought I could get on a good roll. Get things going. Like if!! It was soo creepy! I started out when I got Pocket Aces. Now sometimes the rockets can be such jerks, but they are almost too good to be true, so maybe they are. Like if! I get a nice flop of Jxx and let my opponent bet into me. I try to trap him. Of course that worked out well, Like if! It was so creepy! The guy catches his 2-outer on the turn. He kept looking at me. I was lucky that it only cost me a fourth of my stack. He said that he would have bet more on the river but then I would have to move into his apartment and be his maid/slave, so he only bet a few bucks. Eww! How Creepy! The next hand I played was 85o in the small blind. The flop comes 55x. I figure I am in pretty good shape and get ready to trap my opponent again. Like if! The turn comes a pretty looking eight. I think that the poker gods want to get close to me, but they didnt even touch me, so I don't know. So I put all my money in the middle and get called. I am waiting to collect my winnings. Like if! He turns over his 88 for the one outer boat-over-boat beating. It Was Gross. I think I like playing poker sometimes but othertimes I'd rather go back to Winnetka.
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