Retarded?

Err.. I found this to be interesting I guess. There is some "You can be a winner too!" email from some guy named Roy. Kipper says he is full of shit but has some good stuff on occasion.

So I decided to read some testimonials.. Just cause I am bored and this is what I do.

Hey Roy: You are ruining my sleep!

Since I got your email about tips for winning "Sit and Go" online tournaments � I stay up all night playing. Five tournaments in two nights, I was "in the money" all five times. (2 FIRST PLACE)!

Ummm.. Are you a fucking retard? You can only get through 5 SNGs in two nights? What the hell does Roy tell you to do to win? Just timeout every single hand until everyone gets wicked pissed and fucking quits. I think this might work! Good Job Roy!

Next comes the chick I like to call "Could possibly be hot in a nerdy way if she showed me some cleavage". I guess she could f my ass with that huge nose of hers. That would be a first. Anyway here is what this Genius has to say:

I play NL home games and tourneys and am in the money/points nearly every time I play now. For example, a couple of weeks ago, I played in a tournament at a local bar. There were 7 full tables - I won first.

Geee.. thanks Roy! I am now better than 35 sloshed guys who just want to get into my panties instead of winning this MTT.. Oh yeah, and I can beat my friends who are more retarded than I am. Your the best Roy!

Your tips newsletter has bought my game along immeasurably

Ummmm. I hate to be a DuggleBooger but I think you misspelled something. kudos to the Genius Roy who invented this system that makes such smart people able to win more than they normally would.. Hell this guys saved years of losing by getting the news letter.

Anyways.. I could keep ragging on these retards but my ears are starting to bleed. Hope this was as amusing to you as it was to me. Oh yeah, and Roy, I have excellent advertising rates!