Saturday, April 07, 2007

Happy Easter

The wife came up to me at 9:00 tonight and remembered that she forgot what tomorrow is. Yikes! So I steal out into the night and pickup some colored grass, eggs, candy, and all manor of crap. I lie to the kids and pretend there is a giant fuzzy bunny rabbit running around. I steal the food they leave out for said bunny.. and also read his mail and destroy it which I am pretty sure is a Federal offense.. all this to celebrate Christianity. I am glad we are not celebrating satanism, who knows what the hell I would have to do then.

*** EDIT: When you have an Anal retentive over competitive son who is actually going to COUNT the number of candies he and his sister got you should make sure they get equal amounts.



Blogger bayne_s said...

Happy Easter.

Does son rant when he has fewer candies?

1:33 PM

Blogger CarmenSinCity said...

Awwwwww - very cute. Your such a good little daddy.

10:54 PM

Blogger Eric a.k.a. Bone Daddy said...

Did you explain that the Easter Bunny just prefers your daughter, kinda like the poker gods are not in favor of you?

7:48 AM

Blogger HighOnPoker said...

Like father like son.

9:36 AM


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