Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Pushing JJ is Better than Calling 99..

In which my good friend the Poker Enthusiast proves why he is just an enthusiast and not a good player when he calls my all in with 99 vs my JJOFF! They were certainly not ok as he spikes a 9 on the flop. He even took the FULL time to think and make the call. I mean if your cards are so good then why did it take you so long to call? You know why? Cause you knew you were beat and did not care. That is the sign of a true winner. Implied Waffles Tilt Odds Suck (tm)(c) april, inc, 2007.

At least it was not that retard Iggy who again proves what a genius he is when he calls off his entire stack with A3o and proceeds to make trip 3's.. Little people suck.

I then proceeded to go out in tenth place in the razz MTT. A fucktard calls a 3-bet on the flop with a King.. and ends up rivering my 7 low. Against two people he is drawing to a king. What a retard!! Fucking A!

At least I am up over thirty bucks in the Razz cash game tonight and as a bonus I made the points so now I am special like Jeciimd!!!! You know what it is that actually bothers me about that.. its like when your mommy used to tell you that your piece of shit clay bowl from school was "Very Nice", or that you were "a handsome young man!".. It just sounds like the special Olympics.


Blogger Drizztdj said...

99 = Nuts

6:57 AM

Blogger smokkee said...

99 or KJ = kiss ur ass goodbye

7:10 AM

Blogger jeciimd said...

Perhaps your bitterness stems not from what your mom was saying, but the realization that she was lying when she said it.
I experience a similar sensation whenever I read any sentence that begins "Waffles is a good, winning poker player because......"

8:05 AM

Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

I guess when your mom reached down your pants and stuck her tongue down your throat it made it more believable.

8:24 AM

Blogger Hammer Player a.k.a Hoyazo said...

Wow. Now that right there is the old Waffles if I ever saw it. What happened to that guy again?

2:27 PM


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