Friday, October 12, 2007

Contrary to Popular Belief

Well, I guess I'll always have the love and admiration of Waffles, for whom no 'gina is a bad 'gina.


Contrary to popular belief there is some 'gina that I would not hit.

When I was 18 a group of friends and I would get together and figure out what the weirdest fucked up porn we could find was and watch it. So having seen this first kind of 'gina in action I definitely can not see the appeal: Necrophilla. I really think that having my 'gina live is a good idea. Even though you would think combining Night of the Living dead and Debbie does Dallas would make for a good idea I have to say it is not my idea of a good time.

The second type of 'Gina I think I would have to pass up is: Pig 'Gina. I have never gotten the attraction some guys see in watching a chick suck off a donkey and I for sure would like to keep to the human realm. I guess some people raised on farms or something would be into that but I think I would have to pass.

Fat chicks are a total no-no. Now I am not talking about overweight chicks. I like those fat chicks.. they are for the most part the most interesting and loveable women around. When you start measuring your weight in tons though I have to draw the line. The rule of thumb for me: If you have not seen your 'Gina in five years then I do not want to either. I mean shooting into some load your pray is the 'Gina is not really a good sport to try.

As Kaja mentioned Man 'Gina is out too. If you even look like you have a adams apple then just keep moving along. I never really understood the gay guy thing. I can understand chicks. If they are lesbian they are not missing out on much. They can lick and suck and strap on and get everything they are used to. It seems like gay guys are just looking for pain. I mean have you ever had a big shit that was hard coming out? I look in the toilet and that shit does not seem too big.. and it is squishy and flexible.. where some guys huge cock would seem to not be.. I am all for a little pain in my sex but I think I need to draw the line somewhere.

There are several other types of 'Gina I would pass up. I may not be the pickiest person in the world but yes even I have some standards. So for the record: Some 'gina is bad 'gina.


Blogger ckbluffer said...

I feel so much better now that I know all of these sordid details . . . but I did throw up a little in my mouth.

10:57 AM

Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

Ah Ha! I must be winning you over!

10:58 AM

Blogger Alan aka RecessRampage said...

No necrophilia? At least they won't ask you to cuddle afterwards.

11:05 AM

Blogger ToddCommish said...

I noticed that you failed to mention underaged 'gina being off your radar.

Just sayin'...

11:56 AM

Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

My lawyer advised me to not publish that portion of my article. heh. Actually young kids, I.E. 21-22, have become much less attractive to me lately.. they just seem like.. children.. which I know technically is not true..

Anyway. i am waiting for my mid life crisis so they can look hot again..

12:30 PM

Blogger Eric a.k.a. Bone Daddy said...

you never know what direction this blog will take.

12:37 PM

Blogger KajaPoker said...

I'm glad you're venturing into Daddy territory. This is an instant classic.

1:04 PM

Blogger jusdealem said...

I'm with eric...your banner should read: Enter at your own risk...;)

1:19 PM

Blogger mookie99 said...

This is being filed under "Things I Wish I Didn't Know About Waffles"

2:28 PM

Blogger katitude said...

And yet, none of us are really all that surprised.

5:41 PM

Blogger Fuel55 said...

For a girl, you are a sick mofo!

5:47 PM

Blogger meanhappyguy said...

So pretty much all living female humans under 1,000 pounds you'd hit. I once had a "no crutches" policy. If she wasn't on crutches, she was good enough for me! Can't remember why for the life of me.

12:49 PM


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