Monday, October 08, 2007

Boxers or Briefs

The lovely and charming Mrs. Dr. Chako has a nice article on underwear complete with a picture of her body double. Very good stuff. If you have not been reading her she is a fun read and you should start at the beginning.

However she misstates that the male underwear issue is an easy one. I for one have endless troubles trying to decide. On the one hand Boxers just seem stupid. I mean nothing to catch any dingle berries that might fall from the tree per say. Also.. and I know some of you do not have to worry about this.. but am I the only one who is embarrassed when my pants are shooting out about 12 inches??? I mean I constantly am aroused and get like 10-20 erections during the day. I mean if the wind blows.. SHCCCCWIIIINGGG.. and if I wear Boxers the whole pop tent thing is out there for the whole world to see. I try to cover it with my shirt but it just can not be hidden.

I mean I really think tighty-whities are the way to go. Having your boys cradled in a cloth protecting bag seems just right somehow. No worries of an extra drip after you pee.. it just seems right. Snug. Comfortable. Right?

The one thing I like about boxers and the only reason I am wearing a pair right this moment is because I like the pictures!!! I know I am a tard. Who can resists little Stewie on your ass saying "Born to be Bad!". Sponge Bob Square Pants Pants???!?!? Hell they even have some for Jordon!!

So what do you choose? Boxers,Briefs or other? What do you ladies want your man in? How is a guy to decide fun vs functional... and does it depend on your penis size as to which you should choose? These are the probing questions we must ask. See Mrs. Chako it is NOT easy!


Blogger jusdealem said...

Wayward dingle berries and pee drips...Again I ask myself, I'm not a lesbian because????

10:28 AM

Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

All women should be lesbian.. I live by this motto myself as I only sleep with women. Men should only be used to reproduce in giant milking factories.

10:39 AM

Blogger ckbluffer said...

I prefer boxer briefs.

Provide aforementioned support and dingle / pee drip protection.

Sexier than tighty whities, which just remind me of summer camp for some reason.

12:08 PM

Blogger HighOnPoker said...

Woffle, if you haven't tried them yet, get yourself some boxer-briefs. Its the protection of a brief, with the comfort of a boxer.

1:27 PM

Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

I do have a pack of Boxer-Briefs. They do solve the issue of fear of drippage but the erection problem remains since they are looser..

1:46 PM

Blogger Mike Maloney said...

Yep, boxer briefs are the way to go. And if you're still having problems, you're probably not wearing them right.

2:28 PM

Blogger lj said...

jusdealem - lmao

why must men choose one or the other? can it not be situational?

3:19 PM

Blogger smokkee said...

there is no situation for tighty-whities, unless you're Will Ferrell.

12:05 PM

Blogger CarmenSinCity said...

Boxer Briefs are sexy. I never knew you guys had so many underwear issues to deal with. Why don't you just free ball it??? Oh, right, the pee, the erections and the dinkleberries. Um - gross!

3:31 PM

Blogger JL514 said...


4:22 AM


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