Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Blah Weekend

Poker,

Please lick my ass after I have not showered for 4 days.

Love Always,
Waffles

Besides the nice weekend with the kid the rest was crappy. I come home Friday night and there is a car in my driveway. So I am like "Hmm, who is over?". I walk in the door and nobody is over. Apparently I have purchased a new Audi SUV for mucho bucks and did not even know it. Thanks a lot my lovely wife. It is nice to know how trustworthy you are. Just go out and fuck some guy and have him sitting in my seat when I come home. Fucking bitch. I am really pissed off.

Anyway.. I am taking a break from poker until Vegas. I will continue to keep you amused however. The above comment was for my PLO game. I am fairly deep in the game and the board is A9K4 and I have K4.. Now in Omatard this is a VERY weak hand but whatever.. So I jam in..... and get called by A882. Um. Top Pair. Eight Kicker. Nice hand fucktard. The eight on the river was just for fun. Right Poker Gods? You fucking whore bastards. I swear if you ever materialize in front of me I will kick you in the balls. You fucking idiots.

Until later.

6 Comments:

Blogger The Wife said...

Dude, you need a really stiff drink. Maybe some prescription narcotics to beat that funk.

I'd better see a smile in Vegas.

And by the way, the Patriots record of 10-0 is nice and all, but they are the AFC - that's like saying my 10 year old's basketball team is 10-0 - not really the same. Real men play in the NFC.

The Wife

11:02 AM

 
Blogger jamyhawk said...

Give them a kick in the balls for me too. I owe them a few.

12:04 PM

 
Blogger KajaPoker said...

so basically poker can lick your ass anytime? Enjoy the new car.

12:28 PM

 
Blogger CarmenSinCity said...

OH my god - your wife bought a new Audi and didn't even consult with you first?

You should pay her back by coming out here to Vegas for a whole week!

12:34 PM

 
Blogger Drizztdj said...

And to think I get pissed when the wife buys the more expensive orange juice.

Never again.

6:44 AM

 
Blogger DP said...

yeah - but Drizz, that's because you're a cheap fuck...

8:30 AM

 

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