Friday, November 23, 2007

Why do I try

First off I refuse to smile Dr. Chako's wife. If you have looked through any of the WPBT pictures you notice I look totally screwed up in all of them. A smile does not work for me. Some people have nice warm welcoming smiles.. I look like I did something wrong. It just is not meant to be. I will give you a huge shit eating grin when I meet you because I like meeting new people but smiling and me is a little too fake.

Secondly why do I try and be nice to people? I mean I make a "nice" comment about LJ taking 26th or something like that in the ME. You know she has been down lately because her crappy play has lost her a ton of games. So I try and be nice. Encourage her. What do I get for my niceness? She basically says she would never sleep with me even if I was the last guy on earth. Now I know this anyhow. Really. I do. However I do not need to be reminded of this ever. Honestly your the one missing out because I am a skilled lover from all of the porno movies I have watched. I know moves that have made women pass out from pleasure. Anyhow.. off subject..

I will never be nice again. Like smiling it just does not work for me. Anyway I hope everyone had a nice Thanksgiving. Be seeing you soon.


Blogger meanhappyguy said...

Death by beer? Is that possible?

And I have a picture of you smiling... at Irongirl's rack.

11:39 AM

Blogger CarmenSinCity said...

You are really lowering your standards waffles. Buck up and think of all the hotties that will be in Vegas like Blonde, Irongirl, Jusdealem and 4DBirds. I think they can bring a smile to your face.

9:11 AM

Blogger Dawn Summers said...

Secondly why do I try and be nice to people?
OMG, I ask myself this all the damn time. We should make a pact. No more nice. And whoever is the first to break, gets kicked in the junk.

12:33 PM

Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

You do not have "Junk" I would have to twist your nipples hard or something.. but you probably would like that.

1:16 PM

Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

I never actually said I wanted to sleep with LJ.. although its always nice to keep all my options open.. :).

1:18 PM

Blogger bayne_s said...

I thought your options consisted of "left" or "right"?

1:39 PM

Blogger lj said...

lol waffles -- just saw this post. i was merely responding to chad, did not mean to imply that you had any ulterior motives in being nice! also, i do not believe the phrase "last guy on earth" appeared anywhere in my comment.

thanks for being supportive throughout my crappy play! i will still smile at you in vegas, even if you don't smile back. :D

2:36 PM

Blogger The Wife said...

So if I asked to have a picture taken with you and right before they snapped it, I told you I was wearing the Samba panties, would you smile?

I'm not saying I'm going to. I'm just asking.

Your choice - I'm goin to have 48 hours in Vegas with no work, no kids and no responsibilities - I'm going to be smiling, regardless of how ridiculous I might look in pictures.

The Wife

3:42 PM

Blogger Astin said...

Passing out from boredom is very different than passing out from pleasure. Also, if they were asleep when you started, it doesn't count.

Just some things you should keep in mind.

9:54 AM


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