Wednesday, August 13, 2008


Here is a demonstration of how my wife thinks vs how I think. We had this conversation about an article in the newspaper. An old man visited his wife in the Alzheimer house and hugged and kissed her. They have been married for sixty one years.

Wife: Ohhh that is so sweet. He loves her so much. He goes down every weekend and hugs and kisses her. I am so touched. blah blah blah sentimental shit blah blah.

Me: Holy shit what a fucking pervert! I bet his is sticking his cock in her back and rubbing one out. She never wanted sex with him when she was sane so now he is getting his revenge. BWAHAHAHA. Stop me now you fucking whore! Your my Alzheimer's bitch whore! BWAAHAHAHAH! What's that? You have a headache? FUCK YOU WHORE!!! HAHAHA! I am raping my Alzheimer puppet whore! Life is good! WOOOT!

So apparently we have different opinions on things. Tonight is the Mookie. I have six more appearances in the Mookie to get a hundred and fifty bucks and take over the lead. All this assumes everything stays the way it is now. I could potentially win the bet tonight. So all you haters get out there and send your hate. Fuel me up and lets get this fucker done. See you there.


Blogger Hammer Player a.k.a Hoyazo said...

It is sick how badly you have crushed the cocknosey Mookie field since making this bet.

Let's just say that you have some unnamed bloggers very nervous these days man.

GL tonight.

10:55 AM

Blogger Astin said...


Oh wait.. I have no money bet on this, and it's the Mookie leaderboard. Like I care. I guess Hoy wasn't talking about me. That narrows the field of unnamed bloggers.

I'm going to go watch Tropic Thunder tonight. If I get back in time, I'll knock you out on the bubble, deal?

12:03 PM

Blogger Mike Maloney said...

I am also not a nervous unnamed blogger, but I will still try to be there tonight to try to knock you on your ass, because it gives me great enjoyment.

12:18 PM

Blogger RaisingCayne said...

You're sick & twisted...

I'm gonna jump in the Mookie tonight just to fake like the Alzheimer's patient in an attempt to catch you tryin' to rape my weak/tight ass.

1:43 PM

Blogger Iak said...

I too will show up and attempt to give you my stack on a J6o jam, just to show you I still love you.

ps that story about the alzheimers patient makes me really, really hope your wife never gets alzheimers!

3:46 PM


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