Pussy

Unlike Drizzle I am not a pussy and am totally comfortable playing way above my bankroll. See where that has gotten me. Solid break even baby. However Drizz is not the before named pussy of this story, no, instead it is RecessRampage who I figure owes me two hundred bucks. After reading about his riddonculous plays I decided to have some fun last night and sat down at one of his 1/2 tables. He almost immediately gets up and runs off scared. I only sat down to take his easy money and he runs away like a pansy panty wearing pussy fuck. I then proceed to lose my money on one fold I think I needed to make and one retarded call by the dipshits that play 1/2 NLHE.

The first play I may have been bluffed out of a pot. I raised KK in MP and get one caller. The flop comes 678 and I pot and get called by the one guy in the hand with me. The turn is a nine and he jams his stack in. All three hundred. Can I make that call or do I take the fifty buck or so loss and keep my other one fifty. Really thinking about this next time I probably just jam in on the motherfucker on the flop. Fuck him.

So the next riddonculous hand is so retarded it makes me want to fucking play 1/2 again tonight. I raise from LP with pocket sevens and get re-raised by the blind. He may be fucking with me who knows. So the flop comes 22J and he leads out for 30. I really feel he does not have a jack and I have around 130-150 left so I jam in on him hoping to get him to fold. I guess that pocket nines are the nutz as he insta-calls and takes down the pot. I really do not get how he makes this call. I really hate the call honestly. I had been playing very few hands and the one hand I did show was KINGS. Not really sure what possessed him to make this call but if everyone at 1/2 plays that badly I would think Gary could make a killing. Oh well whateva. So that is why that panty waist Recess owes me two hundry.

I then had a ton of fun donkey the shit out of 25/NL. I made no attempt to play anything resembling good poker and drop a hundred easy. Lucky for me I took 3 of 4 SNG games for $270 in total and salvaged the night. The fourth one I lost AA vs 77 all in pre-flop. I know these results are retardedly good but in every single game I had a HUGE lead and just applied a ton of pressure. The players I remember from SNG play were all wild maniacs that jammed every hand. These guys are the weakest wimps I have ever played again. What the hell has happened? I dominated the fuck out of them once I realized they would not play back at me.

A couple of examples. In one game I was second in chips with five people left AND HAD NOT SEEN A SINGLE SHOWDOWN! Hello? Not one river. Wow. What a way to avoid river suckouts huh? How the fuck does that happen? No idea.

One of the more fun games I had a nice 6k chips lead. This one donkey kept raising my blind so finally I just call him with 79o. He laughs and says "What did you think I had 78o?".. I turn to him and say "No, I was just warning you that you better find someone else to steal blinds from because I will bust you.".. He calls me a tough guy but stops raising my blind. So a few hands later I raise in EP and he is still a short stack. He jams over the top of me and I am like whateva you do not have any chips to scare me and call off with some retard hand like 78s, he flips over ATs and we are off to the races. He obviously loses and then cries that I was picking on him and made him bubble. Mess with the bull you get the horns baby.

So I may keep on with the SNG train until I get bored of that. My current ROI is 18% over 270 games which is pretty decent. I am continuing to play the 14$ 75-peep Token races and hopefully will get into the 750 Guaranteed this weekend. I also want to hit up Dr. Paulies PLO event. I keep missing it and I have a few bucks on Stars now.