Talking about the fucking moron who cold called off 60% of his stack, with me only having about half that behind with a naked flush draw AA vs A5 I will do the ABC meme.
A - Age: 40
B - Bed size: Couch
C - Chore you hate: Cat Litter
D - Dog's name: Charlie, Mom says he is running free on a farm.
E - Essential start to your day: Coke
F - Favorite color: Pussy
G - Gold or Silver: Platinum
H - Height: 5'8"
I - Instruments you play: Trumpet teacher told me to get the fuck out of his class now!
J- Job: Programmer
K – Kids: Girl 6, Boy 10
L - Living arrangements: Nice House on an Acre for the moment
M - Mom's name: Karen
N - Nicknames: Waffles, Asshole.
O - Overnight hospital stay other than birth: Never. I did get my circumcision redone at like eight. Yes God does hate me.
P - Pet Peeve: J-Walkers, Fucktards, People who do not obey me
Q - Quote from a movie: Gimme some Sugar Baby!
R – Robot or Human? Robot. I was nursed by an incubator, it makes sense I relate to robots more than humans.
S - Siblings: jailbird sister
T - Time you wake up: whenav dude.. I am fucking important.
U- Underwear: Stewey from Family Guy
V - Vegetable you dislike: Beets.
W - Ways you run late: My wife is the source of any lateness I have.
X - X-rays you've had: Multiple arms, head, chin, face, chest, I was a little accident prone.
Y - Yummy food you make: Hungry man TV Dinner count?
Z - Zoo favorite: Polar Bear