Women are so Stupid

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So initially I was thinking this whole divorce thing would work out smooth and amiable and we would just come to some fair decisions and move on. Today I started having doubts. I keep bringing up the divorce thing now because well she started it. I know I am an adult. I just want to figure out what is going on and git er done. The wife now is in less of a hurry. She is all like "You said you were in no hurry". I agree with her but everyday I think about it I really want to get out more and more. I was content while I thought I would suffer living with her for another ten years until the kids were old enough to move out. Now that she nixed that plan I want to get on with my fucking life.

That was not the part that had me worried though. I brought up the housing situation again and how I thought it was not possible to keep the house. I think her idea of a fair breakup is me living with ten Indians in a tiny apartment that smells like curry farts and sending her everything above the five hundred a month it takes to live there.

So finally she flips out on me and is like "I am not losing my inheritance and starting over with nothing!!! I will take the kids to PA if I have to do that!!!". I bit my tongue so I did not have to point out I have paid 5x the amount she put into the house on the mortgage over the past ten years while she sat on her fat ass having maids clean the house and nanny's take care of the kids. Women are so good at math.

This is the first sign that she is a nutjob and this divorce thing may not go smoothly unless I agree to live in a cardboard box with Mr. Subliminal. We will see what happens but this is a bit concerning.