Disturbed
I have been thinking about this lake chick a lot. On the one hand I think I might have standards. I really have no attraction to stupid women. I think having some sort of attraction is probably a good idea when having sex.
On the other hand my dark side comes out and wonders if I could get her to do the things in my porn movies. Like stick my dick in her ass, then in her mouth. I mean fuck man that's dirty. Eat out of a dog dish before lapping up my cum? How far would she go.
My good side then says "WTF DUDE! Your twisted!!". *sigh*
posted by SirFWALGMan at
10:15 AM
5 Comments:
Dude aren't you getting a divorce? This is PERFECT therapy. Do it. And then write a post about it. Just don't do anything weird at first. Have fun.
3:15 PM
I don't even know how anyone can respond to this post.
3:26 PM
Wait... you have a good side?
-DrC
11:14 PM
ya ATM has two meanings.
one you're really good at, the other you have no chance.
2:51 AM
seek therapy
seriously
4:04 PM
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