Why is it always a BWM?
I was crossing in the crosswalk and see this BWM flying towards me. So I keep walking. Obviously. He finally stops like 2 inches from me so I am like "WHAT THE FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!" and I make motions with my hands like a crosswalk and I am like "Are you too fucking stupid to see the crosswalk?" and he sheepishly shrinks down in his car and says "sorry" because he was a pretty boy and wanted to keep his ears.