Tuesday, September 01, 2009

Creepy

Am I creepy? I mean sometimes I think I must be. Is it because I stare at your boobs when I meet you? Really I do not mean to. They are just *BOOBS*. I try and be social. I say "Hi", in my scratchy, rarely used voice, while staring at your boobs. You say "hi" back. The awkward silence then begins. I try to think of something else to say while staring at your boobs for inspiration. You wonder when the fuck this slow elevator is going to stop so you can get off! I might be creepy?

8 Comments:

Blogger StB said...

No pictures?

9:34 AM

 
Blogger Fuel55 said...

Staring would be less obvious if you were taller - i recommend wearing platforms

11:10 AM

 
Blogger Rosie said...

Yeah, you are creepy.
The women in the office are whispering about this creepy guy they saw in the lift. Its not flattering talk.

12:58 PM

 
Blogger DrChako said...

You may be creepy, but you're still the man.

-DrC

1:48 PM

 
Blogger lightning36 said...

Enter this in a peotry contest.

7:41 PM

 
Blogger Iak said...

Reading these in reverse order...I think you're fine [and I've roomed with you in Vegas, so I've put my life where my mouth is] but you're imaginary friend is giving me goosebumps.

11:25 AM

 
Blogger PokahDave said...

Is the elusive 'Lake Beast' still in the picture?...or the dream?

12:52 PM

 
Blogger Edwin said...

Hahah, that's pretty normal to me!
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8:43 PM

 

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