Monday, February 01, 2010


Have not been posting lately. Obviously it is because Mary has beaten me down and caused me to cower in fear to his/her quantum paragraph physics which have not been seen since a Hoyazo post. What do I mean about that? It is like a typical Hoyazo post. He writes one thing and then three paragraphs later he contradicts himself. Like in one sentence Mary is telling Schaubs not to judge her because he does not know anything about her then in the next goes on to cast his/her internet judgments because well the rules do not apply for arrogant fucktards. Least keeps my readers amused.

I saw Avatar with the kids this weekend since I am a bad dad. Us bad parents can do that. PG 13. Pshhhawww. I enjoyed the movie. It was nice and three dee and shit. I am not sure I felt "OMFGHWHATANAWESOMEMOVIEBESTGRAPHICS
JAMESCAMERONSDICKINMYASS". The kids enjoyed the movie also. I let them stuff down the popcorn and candy then we played some video games and went out for pizza.

Just in the interest of fair reporting I took the kids out so that my Wife could sneak behind Nick's Wife's back and see him. If you remember they agreed not to see each other for a bit until his Wife calmed down. He promised his wife that he would not see her or talk to her. However a day or so later they were texting and well I am not sure what they did in those two hours but the wife's knees are sore today.

I played in the Blogger thing. The Avatar movie caused me to start late. I still had a few chips. I figured since I played a little tight I would jam my first hand back. Unfortunately the first and only hand I played ran into Queens. I am sooo lucky. I really did not feel too bad about it.

/End Update


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I keep meaning to go see Avatar but can't help think it's all over-hyped bollocks.

Oh and LOL at this Mary dude/dudette, maybe you should get it on!

8:43 AM

Blogger Mary said...

Remember when we talked about reading being fundamental? Go back and read my comments. I never told anyone not to judge me. I challenge you to show me where I did??? Instead I told schaubs he knows nothing about me. That is simply a fact, you pea brained piece of shit. Anyone and Everyone is free to judge me, based on what they know about me. And what they know is that I've pegged you for the emasculated pussy whipped man you are. You are much easier to judge because you put your whole life out there.

9:45 AM

Blogger My final out said...

Seriously Mary. Shut the fuck up. I read poker blogs all of the time, have for a very long time. I rarely comment, but I have to respond to your sorry ass.

First of all, you say you are not an insider and just a reader. Bull shit. It is quite coincadental that your web page is blocked.

Second of all, why do you give a shit how much of a trainwreck waffles life is? How does it affect you? You do not have to live it, so fucking beat it and get on with your own sorry ass life.

Jesus Christ. Sorry Waffles, I just had to say something.


10:12 AM

Blogger Mary said...

Lol. Grouse you're a piece of shit. But seriously kid, what is going through your head thinking you can dictate to someone on the Internet to "beat it"? What went through your mind when you decided you could kick me off this blog? Two people control if I post here. Waffles can censor me, and I can choose to stop posting. You grouse have no say over where I post. You're insignificant. And my profile is private because I choose it to be. Too many sickies like you and waffles out there. Ok grouse boy, I'm done with you. You're dismissed punk.

10:31 AM

Blogger Schaubs said...

You are right Mary, the only thing I can confidently say that I know about you is that you need to get fucked, layed, smushed, bent and blasted with a sticky goo stain.

I am sure it has been quite a while based on how worked up you get about words.

Are you lonely?

11:18 AM

Blogger Mary said...

schaubs, that is so nice of you to offer your services, but I think I'll pass. I had a pretty good weekend in that regard, and I'm fairly confident that you couldn't compare. It's okay though. It's the thought the counts.

And by the way, little bitches insulting me in comments of a poker blog do not work me up. I encourage you to dig deep and try harder to piss me off. I recommend words like "cunt", "slut", "whore". Waffles can probably help you out in that regard. Vitriol is the one thing he's good at.

Now you can say you know something about me. I enjoy this.

11:31 AM

Blogger Katitude said...

some one told me that this was very high school. Frankly, none of the high schoolers I know would waste their time with being this lame and sadly uncreative.

But on the other hand, it's so good of Mary to volunteer to be the arbiter of taste and good behaviour.

Fuck. Where is that damn sarcasm font again?

12:13 PM

Blogger Riggstad said...

I <3 Mary :)

12:14 PM

Blogger Katitude said...

Riggs, you probably ARE Mary. Now stop being such a vag and go back to work.

12:28 PM

Blogger Mary said...

Well spoken, kat. Except here you are adding your $0.02 and contributing to the lameness. I know, it's hard to resist sometimes. Even for the cool people like you. Let me know when you find that sarcasm font, hon.

Oh and one more thing:

I <3 Riggstad.

12:32 PM

Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

Ninety Seven comments later and Finally Mary gives me a comment! Thanks you hairy cunt!

12:40 PM

Blogger Schaubs said...

Back here on my lunch break to get an update on the mindless drivel that Mary continues to spew and I see that he?she has commented two more times already!

Mary might actually have less of a life than Waffles!


12:42 PM

Blogger Mary said...

yep shaubs, I'm on vacation this week and the significant other is not. Additionally, it is raining and nasty here, so not much I can do outside. (Hey Waffles, this should help in your efforts to track me down!). Was hoping to get some lawn work done. Maybe tomorrow. So yeah, you're right. I'm a bit without a life at the moment. Enjoy your lunch...

Wait, was this a pathetic attempt to insult me and piss me off? If so, you failed yet again. Now get back to work. I hear the drive thru is getting backed up.

12:53 PM

Blogger Schaubs said...

You're really starting to grow on me Mary.

Would this significant other be a man or a woman?

Only fat American's use the drive thru.

1:13 PM

Blogger Bayne_S said...

I call bullshit on Schaubs.

The Tim Horton's in front of Ottawa airport Day's Inn had cars lined up in drive through every morning I went to car, in evening when I got back to room and at 10 when Pats Monday Night game ended when I was there in September.

I don't think it was Americans driving up to Ottawa

2:08 PM

Blogger Schaubs said...

LOL fawk Bayne you always do that to me.

Ok fine, I use the drive thru too... but I usually pack the lunch to work.

P.S. I am a fat Canadian. No secret there.

2:36 PM


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