Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Ur Doin' it Wrong

Listen people. I normally do not have to give instructions. However that last post. Only a few examples of doing it right. When I slag Hoyazo you have a few options.

1. The I hate Waffles Satire Response

A good example of this is Sucko. lucko said... Pretty sure you stole this from Hoy.

See it is on subject. It has a great amount of creativity for a donk from New Jersey. You fist pump when you came up with that Sucko? I will give Sucko an A.

2. The Ghey Fuel

If you are an uncreative fag like Fuel you can wait until someone moderately creative like Sucko posts and then do your +1 +1 +1 Ghey ass thing. I swear someone could post "My whole family died" in the comments and Fuel would be like +1 +1 +1. Dickweed. However this is an acceptable response. I would give it a C.

3. The Proper Response

Now all you fuckers know you hate Hoyazo. You also know Hoyazo reads this blog all the time. He like trolls it for comments to see if his name is mentioned. He is too egomaniacal to help himself. Need proof of this? If you check out the post he stole from me you see the following little gem "I do play 999 mtt's a night and often go months and months without any scores as I know you know". Again this is almost a word for word copy of this post. So this is your chance! Fucking rock out on the comments! Call him names! Have fun! The best part of all of this is later on you can have plausible deniability! You can be like "Nah nah Hoyazo I did not mean it I was just messin' with Waffles". It is perfect.

So anyway I normally do not need to instruct my readers on the correct way to keep to the subject. However after seeing 24 comments without a single "Fucking Hoy Thief" I felt that you needed some direction. Hopefully this will get my wayward flock back on track. See you in a few hours at the Mookie!!!


Blogger Schaubs said...

Hey, so how is WoW going these days Waffles?

4:14 PM

Blogger lightning36 said...

This is more like the Waffles we know and love ... uh ... in a brotherly way. : o )

4:24 PM

Blogger Wes said...

if your whole family died died, i'd say.

+1 more to go please. i kid, i keed

4:26 PM

Blogger Bayne_S said...

Chip dumper!

5:27 PM

Blogger Fuel55 said...


6:06 PM

Blogger Wolfshead said...

Thanks for the lesson in how to rant. I don't know who Hoy is however so can't oblige you.

8:53 PM

Blogger KenP said...

Fuel says +2

Keep it up Waffles; in just 8 days he'll have to take off a shoe.

P.S. We don't need to know how he counts 21 outs...

7:42 AM

Blogger 23skidoo said...

+8 fuck hoy

<3 skidoo

verification= fucti

12:39 PM

Blogger Alan aka RecessRampage said...

LOL Piling on Fuel is always fun. Who is this Hoy you speak of?

8:52 PM


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