Sunday, August 29, 2010

Nice Guy

Yesterday I decided to be a nice guy. I went out and got yard bags and picked up all the weeds and bushes the wife had pruned the other day. Included in this was a HUGE thorn bush. Now since I am such an outdoors guy I obviously had gloves for yard work --- NOT!!! So after ripping the shit out of my hands in the first three seconds I went inside and found some winter mittens and went after that thorn bush. It was a lot of work. It was a HUGE overgrown thing. I had the tree limb cutter and I was cutting it into pieces and stuffing it in the bag. Hot. Sweaty. Work.

I have always heard that people get this feeling of accomplishment after doing something like this. They work really hard and see what they have accomplished and they feel this good feeling. You know what.. these people are.. SADISTS! I mean what the fuck are they talking about? Are they retarded? Only some fuckwad who likes pain and wants to be whipped with chains could get a good feeling from this crap. I could not finish quick enough! I guess my good dead of the year is done. I can return to being evillllll** BWAHAHAHA.

** Sorry Son in hindesite banging on the downstairs door like a monster when you came down and were not sure I was there was not a good idea. I hope you stop shaking soon.


Blogger Josie said...

So you don't get a good feeling from being whipped with chains?

9:19 AM

Blogger Memphis MOJO said...

Then what kind of feeling do you get from being whipped with chains?

10:10 AM

Blogger DuggleBogey said...

You mean masochists. Sadists would get pleasure from making others suffer.

6:53 PM


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