Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Fucking Bitch

No not that one. I called this chick a fucking bitch this morning. Ok. So I only whispered it. Hey that's an improvement over just thinking it right! I am standing in line for the exit door of the T station and this cunt just pops in front of me? Hello? Do you fucking see the line? Are you fucking more important than other people? So I used my Jedi powers to try and make her trip and fall on her face. Did not work. Fuck you midichlorians!

I swear I am in a foul mood today. Not sure why. I hate the goddamn bathroom tooth brushers. I watched this dude and figured out where he puts his toothbrush. I am going to go Office Ninja on his ass and pee on it.

Run last night was really good. Strong the whole three miles. Not a lot of fatigue. I felt a little tired around two miles then I bolted the last quarter mile. My leg is finally healed. I think. At least it is not twinging me. My hip is still a fucking mess. It feels good mostly. However when I sit a while or if I lay down with my laptop across my knees for a while then I go to get up it hurts pretty good. Not sure what I fucked up or what to do about it.

I obsess over the weirdest shit. Like today I Googled "How many shit's a day are normal?". I used to go once every day or two. Now I go like 3-5 times a day which is annoying. I guess my eating habits and running are effecting my body. It is weird though. Peace out.

4 Comments:

Blogger Josie said...

Perhaps you should invest in Charmin. :P

btw word verification is unzippins - lol time to unzippins you!

7:28 AM

 
Blogger KenP said...

Quantity of fecal matter associated with person in question should bring about record comments.

Word verification: panic

8:24 AM

 
Blogger Memphis MOJO said...

I'm not touching that one with a 10 foot pole.

8:45 AM

 
Blogger Bayne_S said...

I went three days between dumps after my last prostate exam.

I think once a day is more the norm but if your fiber consumption is up that may cause increase.

10:32 AM

 

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