Fuck You Too

I must be in a bad mood. It might be because I have been feeling like shit lately. I had a tooth ache last night. No fun. I drank a lot of cold water to help and then I go outside to get on the train and I am shivering and almost passed out. No fun. Got sleep last night and felt a little better. Except Wife goes bitching about how nobody in the house does anything so I get pissed off at her yapping after a little and I yell at her and tell her the 19 million things I do.. and her lame ass response is "well, that has just been for the past four months".. fair enough, but STFU about nobody helping you. You have nannies watch the kids from 7AM-6PM for christ sakes.... fucking try being really poor.

I get off the train this morning and people have my least favorite implement - Umbrella. I swear those things were just made for mass murder. The fucktards that walk around staring at their handheld devices all day long should NOT be using umbrellas. I got behind this old lady and it's like she fucking wanted to cut my balls off. I get this response from a lot of women but shit I never even gave this one the hot cock.

This old woman is swinging the closed umbrella like 5 feet behind her. Is she fucking retarded? It's like a giant death sword. Fucking cocksucking old people. I do not care if your Alzheimer rattled brain is thinking back to the time when you were fucking pretty.. stop fucking swinging the goddamn umbrella you bag of wrinkles!

I then see this hot blonde chick with this guy and all I can think is WHY IS THIS DOUCHEBAG MAKING YOU CARRY THE BOX!!!! I mean seriously. You fucking tool. I may just be jealous that your bitch carries shit for you but fuck man.

I then tried to get Josie to have sex with some dead old lady. Necrophilia and lesbianism! This is really just my long-term plan of making it seems like sex with Carmel and I is not so bad.

I finished off my afternoon with a little philosophy debate with Vook:

Vookenmeister said...
Very touching tribute. Nobody ever really dies. Everything we do lives on the hearts and lives of the people we've touched. Thanks for sharing.

SirFWALGMan said...
screw you hippie Vook :P. Yeah, who fucking remembers that Egyptian laborer who built a section of the pyramids? Yeah, you know the one, Joe Al Mahamabid. Nooooobody fucking remembers him because everyone he knew and everyone they know are fucking dead.

Unless some flower peddling old lady is going to be written into history nobody will remember her in a short time.. BOOOM Head Shot!

All things we do on earth are meaningless which is why we strive to find meaning somewhere.

Ahhh it's great to be me. Peace.