So Who Wants to be a Smurf

So I was a little bored:

http://www-personal.umich.edu/~mule/smurfgen.html

SirFWALGMan Fetid Smurf
AlCantHang Killdozer Smurf
Texas Junkie Smurf
DoubleAs Golden Flash Smurf
Pauly Litigious Smurf
Iggy Jojoba Smurf
Felicia Lee Chicken-Fried Smurf

For all you rednecks out there: Fetid derives from Latin fetidus, from fetere, "to stink.".

I can’t even catch a break at the Smurf site.. *sigh*. I guess it could be worse. Type in BadBlood and see what happens.