Monday, October 16, 2006

The Absurdity of the Universal Hatred of All things Waffles AKA Proof that there is a Supreme Being and He hates me AKA I can use big words too

I often will ruminate about the universally proven certitude that I have the most contretemps of luck of anyone since Romeo and Juliet forfeit their chance at true love. You often hear me contemplate on how my extraordinarily favorite hands are subjugated repeatedly. You probably chortle and declare "Waffles is descending down the precipitous cliff into to maw of insanity once more.". I now have proof positive that the Universe is controlled by a sentient being and this living soul despises me with a ardor that rivals any known to humanity throughout the eternity of time. I make the presentation of this substantiation of evidence so you can settle upon at your altar, shrine, or vestibule of worship and offer up burning pictures of yours truly in order to gain benediction from this deity. All of you with agnosticism in your hearts should be compelled to hearken to this with much haste least you be stricken down with plague and despair unknown to any since Dante's Inferno. The proof is simple in its presentation and yet infinitely complex in it's nefariousness. Alas I offer up unto you the proof I have been foretelling in this short post: Chicago 10, Arizona 23. I will leave it up to your inherent ingenuousness to calculate the side of the wager I was on. Least you need any more proof as soon as I finished spending untold hours upon this post the Bears made a tremendous comeback from the brink of oblivion and were victorious. Touché All Knowing One, Touché.

16 Comments:

Blogger jjok said...

who the fuck are you?.....aka what the fuck is this?.....aka Please bitch about your bad luck......aka and the donkeys that call off their stacks when they shouldn't.

9:20 PM

 
Blogger Jules said...

Iak? Why are you posting on Waffles blog? Was this part of the info you two exchanged in the shower....

1:08 AM

 
Blogger katitude said...

Waffles sweetie...hilarious!

I now have a dozen young maidens clamouring to know what has caused such an outburst of jocularity on my part, so at odds with my usual stern mien.

6:08 AM

 
Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

mmmm.. young maidens.

6:53 AM

 
Blogger Drizztdj said...

Hulk smash 50 cent words.

8:06 AM

 
Blogger TripJax said...

Been a while since you had to break out ye ole thesaurus huh?! Had to knock the dust off that old book, or maybe you used dictionary.com??

This was a piece of work yo...

8:32 AM

 
Blogger tiltpirate said...

You ass!!! I just sprayed diet coke thru my nose, laughing.

9:52 AM

 
Blogger TraumaPoker said...

Did I not say fuck or fucking enough in my rant? Please guide me master of the WOOOOOHH IS ME post.

10:27 AM

 
Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

It's like Poker Trauma.. someday you might get it.. lol.

10:38 AM

 
Blogger smokkee said...

AZ built a nice chip lead only to donk out against a LAG.

12:21 PM

 
Blogger DP said...

The only difference between this post and Iaks, is that this makes no sense if you really take the time to think about it. Seriously though, funny shit... yo.

12:25 PM

 
Blogger TraumaPoker said...

I swear if DP keeps commenting on your blog and his site never comes up I am going to get upset. I thought wiredpairs.info was supposed to be the next BIG THING!!!!

12:53 PM

 
Blogger DP said...

You thought wrong, I guess... so, fuck off.

1:17 AM

 
Blogger TraumaPoker said...

wiredpairs.info isn't going to be the next big thing? Maybe if you won more you could pay for your site maintence and what not. Do you get a discount for being autistic?

6:15 AM

 
Blogger DP said...

You're an asshole. Why don't you get off my back, and go fuck yourself... you know I don't want anything to do with you, yet you keep pestering me and initiating dialogues such as this.

6:52 AM

 
Blogger TraumaPoker said...

I think if you didn't want anything to do with me you wouldn't bother commenting back, but you still do, so I think your really do want something to do with me. Maybe I should start autisticpairs.info?

12:55 PM

 

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