Razzit

Poker is annoying me. Yeah sure I have made 4 final tables in the past week in three different games but who cares. I am tired. I need a break. So I probably will not be playing until I land in Vegas on Friday.

I did have fun in the Razz MTT though.. First I started off meeting a good friend named chip:

Dealer: SirFWALGMan wins the pot (1,550) with
T,8,7,5,3
Dealer: Hand #1344754202
GiveMeUrCh1ps: wut in god's name?
GiveMeUrCh1ps: who makes that call?
SirFWALGMan: i felt you were full of crap
GiveMeUrCh1ps: do u know how to play?
SirFWALGMan: so I called
GiveMeUrCh1ps: ROFL
GiveMeUrCh1ps: with a 10 high
GiveMeUrCh1ps: omg
GiveMeUrCh1ps: omg

I stand by my play. I knew he was full of crap. heh. Right chip?

SirFWALGMan: you had a Q high
GiveMeUrCh1ps: someone shoot me
SirFWALGMan: thanks for the donation
GiveMeUrCh1ps: the chances of u having me
beat even if i was bluffing are still low
SirFWALGMan: if you had 1 bad card behind
SirFWALGMan: I was against a Q high
SirFWALGMan: so I went with my read and you
lose moron
GiveMeUrCh1ps: right
SirFWALGMan: period
SirFWALGMan: if there is a point in that hand you
were ahead please show me
fastpitch27 (Observer): nice hand waffles
SirFWALGMan: cause I dont see it
SirFWALGMan: lol bluff some more chips off donk
GiveMeUrCh1ps: alright

GiveMeUrCh1ps: learn to play the game
SirFWALGMan: part of playing the game is
knowing when someone is blufifng
GiveMeUrCh1ps: u didnt know
SirFWALGMan: you can never KNOW
GiveMeUrCh1ps: ur just a donk that calls nething
and i didnt know
SirFWALGMan: but that shouldnt stop you
SirFWALGMan: lol do not laugh at what is beyond
your ability to comprehend
SirFWALGMan: think of it like I am your dad, and
your the kid, and you cant understand why I wont
let you ride your bike in the street
SirFWALGMan: cause thats a good comparison
GiveMeUrCh1ps: do u think ur better at poker than
me?
SirFWALGMan: absolutly
SirFWALGMan: why would I play if I didnt think I
was better than you?
GiveMeUrCh1ps: go to google type in my
username and you'll change ur mind
GiveMeUrCh1ps: donk
GiveMeUrCh1ps: i've won more off poker in 3
months on this site than ull make off poker ur
whole life
SirFWALGMan: lol
SirFWALGMan: in 10$ MTTs
SirFWALGMan: lol
GiveMeUrCh1ps: nope
SirFWALGMan: u must be donald trump
GiveMeUrCh1ps: signed up bcuzz a friend was in it
SirFWALGMan: nows when you tell me you usually
play 200/400 NL and you want to challenge me
HU?
GiveMeUrCh1ps: i dont play 200/400 NL
SirFWALGMan: dude you might be good at poker
or might not be.. but your attitude is wrong..

Ok... So I have been known to have a bad attitude at times myself.. hmm.. Anyway me and chip kissed and made up and met up at the final table. I ended up going out in 6th with a weak hand but one I knew each time I bet I was ahead.. unfortunately my opponent caught up when it was no longer an option to fold. Oh well.

JJ went deep also until he tried to outdraw a calling station. It was a mistake probably.. He was soooooooooo mad. HA! So in order to calm him down so he did not turn green and like break something I had to take his donk out. It was really funny. I had a good starting hand but the donk had me crushered when the money went in.. fortunately for me and JJ he trippled paired and hit some big cards. I was able to knock him out before the money. You are welcome JJ.

I tend to piss people off it appears as a little while later I got into a hand with Bubba and he was none too happy. I was showing a AK2 board which was behind his made eight low. HOWEVER I had a 36 behind and KNEW if I hit a card he was done.. So instead of meekly calling him down and letting us both see cards cheap I raise him with a K high.. I finally make him fold when I hit my low on the next card.

SirFWALGMan: bring it
bob65: what a tool
SirFWALGMan: cmon
Dealer: bob65 has 15 seconds left to act
SirFWALGMan: your done
SirFWALGMan: put a fork in you
Dealer: SirFWALGMan wins the pot (10,900)
Dealer: Hand #1345125813
SirFWALGMan: ya im a tool and you lost
SirFWALGMan: lol
SirFWALGMan: people call me names all the time
chip, whats up with that?
Nacoma: good names ?
SirFWALGMan: no
SirFWALGMan: things like donkey
SirFWALGMan: and tool
SirFWALGMan: and moron
SirFWALGMan: and it really hurts my feelings to
keep taking there chips
GiveMeUrCh1ps (Observer): nh
GiveMeUrCh1ps (Observer): keep knocking them
out
SirFWALGMan: im trying
tourney9000: full house lol
SirFWALGMan: Bobo deserved it
SirFWALGMan: good check down
GiveMeUrCh1ps (Observer): 2 moe till final
bob65 (Observer): i deserved it huh, why's that?
SirFWALGMan: call me a tool
SirFWALGMan: call me names I take no mercy
bob65 (Observer): well you are you reraised me
with the worst hand
SirFWALGMan: lol and your sitting on your azz
cause you dont know how to play
bob65 (Observer): right mron
SirFWALGMan: dumb azz
bob65 (Observer): how the %#!$ am i dumb, when
you're the one who reraises with the worst
#@&@ing hand
SirFWALGMan: i had a245 behind dude
SirFWALGMan: what you want me to fold?
bob65 (Observer): you had nothing you had k-low
SirFWALGMan: you so stupid
SirFWALGMan: i had a draw that was so much
better than whatever you had made it was worth
betting
SirFWALGMan: and it won
SirFWALGMan: and you lost
SirFWALGMan: so go cry to mommy
SirFWALGMan: cya next week

Ah.. there are some things I like about Online Poker.. *sigh*. Oh yeah and go look up my new buddy chip in Google.. he has won a few things lately.. very nice Chipper very nice.