Im up in it biatches!

Whatever the fuck that mean. I am rolling hot like a balla! I started the MiamiDon or possibly Smokkee bankroll building course. Don convinced me I should spend my last few bucks on 6.60 SNGs. So I told him to fuck off.. signed up for the HORSE MTT cause I need my points.. and then started playing 6.60's. I am 4 of 5 so far 1,1,1,2,x. Not bad! I am fucking rolling. I have had 4 finishes in the top 9 in Blogger events.. Won my Hoy token.. and I am kicking it! I have moved up the BPT chart to seventh.. and the competition is SO tight that 3-7 are basically separated by a points cash. So I could easily shoot up to second. Only down side so far has been Bayne running as hot as me with FOUR final tables! He is just refusing to give it up to the rightful winner of the BPT. Give it up Bayne! I am coming for you! No backers yet but the deals going to be withdrawn soon.. especially if I win a Hoyazo this week! The funniest thing too is I have made some of the worst plays ever this week.

I did sort of feel bad about putting OSU on super mega tilt in the HORSE game. I figure it made us even though cause his play was putting me on tilt. I am not sure if that fucker was just gunning for me but he was calling me down with like J9 showing.. I dunno.. maybe he just sucks. He called me a product that goes between the sweet tender legs of a female. It was not a vibrator either. Anyhow.. its all good with me.. I enjoy the table banter and if you want to take anything I say seriously then so be it.

Peace out. I am in Vegas on Friday.