Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Sad Sad Day

I have lost all respect..

Dear Otis,

Thank you for recommending ECCO shoes. I found a pair of black leather flats that at least somewhat resemble the trendy ballerina slippers I'm so fond of wearing. These ones, though, feel like walking on blissfully squishy little pillows and should serve me well during the WSOP. Though I'd be even happier if they came in pewter... or maybe bronze. Anyway, those Danes sure know how to make a shoe! My feet owe you an Arrogant Bastard at the Rio.

Love, Change


My Response:

SirFWALGMan said...

Holy crap can Otis reccomend some panties for you too? What the hell is he doing!!! Is it sexy for guys to know about shoes? Did I like miss that class? Fawk.

Just wow.

4 Comments:

Blogger Buddy Dank said...

I love my Ecco shoes. A nice shoe salesman resembling Al Bundy gave me the low down and I've been happy ever since.
Maybe Otis knows Al.

2:18 PM

 
Blogger Otis said...

Note 1:

I make no apologies for spreading the ECCO word. In fact, I may go buy two more pair before I start my summer work. Of course, if your work doesn't require standing, ECCO may be -EV.

Note 2:

Making panty recommendations for women is not something I do on a regular basis, but, when I do, it is usually ++++EV for me.

Note #3:

You're still smarting from our last two tournament meetings, aren't you?

Note #4:

I recommend you buy a pair of panties.

Note #5:

Probably a lace thong. It will go well with whatever else you have up your ass.

Note #6:

I had a lot of fun writing this comment.

Note #7:

Smile, Waffles. The poker gods love you.

Note #8:

GG

6:11 AM

 
Blogger Drizztdj said...

PWNED?

I'd say so.

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