Monday, June 04, 2007

Only a few more days..

Vegas on Friday. I can not wait. I have been remiss about doing nice things so I figure I will even it out with the Karma gods with some nice pimpage.

First off my favorite Hottie! She is not only babealishish but she has a nice writing gig with CC of Hugglegate fame. I still chuckle at his mentorship offer although it came from his big wonderful heart. I really like CC he is a good guy. Anyway.. go read as Carmen brings her unique perspective to the WSOP for Pokerworks. CC has actually had some decent WSOP content himself including some of the first reports I personally read about the sucky cards they are using at Harrahs. Those guys are retards.

Speaking of good WSOP coverage of the idiots at Harrahs as always Pauly is on the ground providing excellent reporting in the way only he can do it. Even though he thinks I am a spawn of the devil I will still pimp his sorry ass.

I still get a chuckle from Chad's last comment.

I usually expect world class play in a $10 tournament run by people who go to the same bar. I am with, HOW DARE THAT GUY!! -- Chad

This my friends is the core of my problem. I want to help everyone. I expect that everyone knows how to play like a pro and just needs me to point out that they are fucktards in order to take that big leap ahead. Even if you are playing a 1$ MTT you should have skillz. One of these days I will just stop trying to help you losers. Of course someday I expect a final table bracelet winning donkey to say "Ya, I was playing this 10$ MTT.. and this guy SirFagman or something.. he says Dude, you are a big fucking moronic idiot. And you know he was right. And I changed my game from that day on and here I am". I can always dream right?

What else what else.. Well speaking of the Horror that Harrah I have to say kicking Richard Brodie out was pretty lame. I can see not comping him or letting him near the Video Slots *snicker* but banning him from any and all Harrah properties! WOW! Assholes. I always enjoyed playing the Lion in HORSE and I think these corporate assholes need to shape up. Freaking idiots! You know lots of rich guys right Brodie? Start a boycott!!! Power to the rich people! Fuck the Super rich Corporations!

I am looking forward to the Hoy tonight. I want to stack Hoyazo and OSU tonight. Reason? No reason. Just might be fun. OSU might be gunning for me after the HORSE game. Somehow I tilted him off. I will not say I did nothing to tilt him but I did not think I was being THAT bad. Oh well. He actually apologized in his blog. However I never expect nor desire an apology. To me its all just fucking around with people at the table and I am more than willing to take my share. I would hope people would take it all with a grain of salt but to each their own.

Hoyazo is just always fun to stack. I really like the guy and I always enjoy beating up on people I like. If I never insult you then you know I really hate you.

Really my only goal tonight is what it has been for the past few weeks: Go with the gut. Play the instincts. I have failed miserably in the past few weeks either making bad laydowns or not stealing pots that easily could have been mine. No more.


Blogger Hammer Player a.k.a Hoyazo said...

$26 to you and you alone if you eliminate me tonight from the MATH big boy.

2:57 PM

Blogger CarmenSinCity said...

4 days!

3:08 PM

Blogger DuggleBogey said...

Is that how you learned to improve your poker game? Someone called you a fucking moron and you thought to yourself "That guy's right, I AM a fucking moron, I better work on my game!"

Stop pretending you're trying to help people by calling them stupid. All you're doing is trying to make yourself feel better.

4:19 PM

Blogger BadBlood said...

I for one welcome my opportunity to meet and either stack or double up the Waffles.

I'm getting in on Wednesday night and will get to the MGM for sure on Friday.

4:25 PM

Blogger Craig Cunningham said...

Thanks for the kind words, Waffles. It means more than you know. Hope to see you when I get back.

9:16 PM


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