Monday, November 05, 2007

Top Ten Excuses to Use on Your Wife

I have been trying to convince my good friends to show up at this gathering. I have also been convincing the wife. So here are the top ten reasons to give your wife if your pussy whipped:

10. Hoyazo's inevitable 2-outer knockout by some professional poker player
9. Football on 10000" Televisions and you do not have to clean up afterwards bitch
8. Have to tell Falstaff how pretty his dress is
7. Iggy needs a lift up to the bar stool
6. Dr. Chako's wife has not been laid in months (Damn, She is going to hurt me when I meet her in Vegas)
5. Iakaris is wearing stripes and you have to tell him how thin it makes him look
4. You have to stop AlCantHang from getting rolled by a hooker
3. Blonde's Pussy Commands it and you can not disobey!
2. CarmenSinCity and LoveElf represent the largest boob per square inch display outside of porn convention you will ever get to see

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON

1. Waffles is going to be there!! That will pay for the trip and the mortgage by itself!!!!

9 Comments:

Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

I am so going to hell.

10:39 AM

 
Blogger Instant Tragedy: Just Add Water said...

"Rocket ship to hell... OH Mr. Waffles, so glad to see you. The Burning Man himself wants to meet you as soon as you get there, any other friends you would like to drag down to the firey pits? Okie, see you down there exhalted one"- Driver of the Rocket ship to hell!

10:44 AM

 
Blogger Fuel55 said...

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Waffles brought a full tank of gas and a carton of matches to this post.

2:09 PM

 
Blogger RaisingCayne said...

Love the reason #1... seems your dead money being in attendence would be enough to convince ANYone it was a +EV trip! :-)

Oh, and yeah, I imagine Dr. Chako's wife is gonna hurt you. Good luck with that.

3:29 PM

 
Blogger Love_elf said...

The boobs may or may not be making an appearance this year Waffs. We'll let you know. Keep your fingers crossed - lots going on!

xxx ooo

7:26 PM

 
Blogger smokkee said...

boobs are making an appearance nightly. but, maybe not at the WPBT.

1:25 AM

 
Blogger DrChako said...

Remember Sir Waffles, I have access to heavy artillery...

11:52 AM

 
Blogger The Wife said...

I'm trying to decide if you comment about me makes me attractive, or more of a circus freak.

And I don't know if the men of the world should be using excuses on their wives like "I'm going because one guy's wife hasn't been laid in months and there are going to be a few other chicks there with big boobs."

I might not kill you - but their wives certainly will.

The Wife

11:54 AM

 
Blogger Instant Tragedy: Just Add Water said...

Doc.

Shoot at Waffles...

FULL SPREAD

FIRE NOW NOW NOW

2:24 PM

 

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