Thursday, May 08, 2008

Inspired By Katitude

I am grateful for..

1. The crippled dwarf in the wheelchair I saw yesterday. Kind of hard to feel fucked up when some little nub of meat wheels past you. Fuck I am going to hell.
2. Finite life. At least it will end some day. YAY!
3. Katitude. I need someone to take over the Waffles trade mark some day. I think she is well on her way. Just need to drive her insane for a few more years and she will be there.
4. Google. Fuck I love you. You make me look brilliant when the DBA can not figure out why the data run is not working and I type a few words into your beautiful search box and walla a genius reply is returned.
5. Wind. I like the wind. Yeah. It's windy.

Fuck that was hard. Now I have to go to therapy and figure out if I am a total ingrate or my life sucks and I need more therapy. Ah well. Peace out.

5 Comments:

Blogger katitude said...

At the rate I'm going, I'll be there much sooner than that, Like maybe next Tuesday.

Fucking dooshtard card-chasing moron meat puppets.

How'm I doing so far?

12:37 PM

 
Blogger SirFWALGMan said...

Kat I am your Father. :).

1:24 PM

 
Blogger Adam said...

Who the hell likes wind? Seriously. It ruins everything.

3:44 PM

 
Blogger DuggleBogey said...

Please continue looking brilliant by googling the word voilĂ .

5:02 PM

 
Blogger CarmenSinCity said...

ummmmm - we have a lot of wind here in Vegas - all the time - you should move here:)

7:19 AM

 

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