Wednesday, July 30, 2008

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Irongirl who is totally hot says if I mention Tiffany Michelle's breasts my traffic will increase. Who knew.

Tonight is the second of nine in the Mookie contest. I have enjoyed this so much after just one game that I do not care if I win or lose. I intend to win but having a fun competition and hearing all the shit slinging going on and backdoor deals makes this a win win situation no matter what.

Apparently Bayne and IT are not as confident as they seem since they BOTH have brokered deals with Hoyazo to hedge their bets with me. Fear is the mind killer.

Unlike me I think making bets is bad for LJ's game. I think she changes her style of play. Possibly she plays more like she would in a real MTT so you would think that would be good. Personally she scares me a hell of a lot less this way. Crazy people making crazy plays that is what is scary.

Surfluxus is running well in the MATH and other events. I think this means he has used up all his mojo for the week and will flame out early. We will see.

I have played no poker since last week and am ready to play my worst so I can win again. WOOT! I actually think last weeks Mookie was one of my best games in a while. Sure I made a few mistakes but I played a very aggressive style and pulled off some huge bluffs that made a lot of difference. I feel good about my game right now. Really refreshed and ready to kick some ass.

Last but not least the Google scandal. I could care less about pagerank and advertising. It is all an added bonus. I am a little pissed off that when I try and find Mookie by searching Mookie99 I have to go to his old site to find him. I also think that searching my name and having a site like: www.pokerwonks.com, which is a shill, content stealing, ad fucking site that you would think Google would not want to send people to come up wayyyyyy before my own site is insane. So Google stop being fucking morons. I am totally looking for a new search engine since this one is broken. I used to love Google. I still want a search page that has no decoration and comes up in a second. This rules out a lot of sites like Yahoo! and MSN who have major content on their search pages. Oh well.

11 Comments:

Blogger lightning36 said...

Tiffany Michelle's breasts -- no hot link? wtf ...

8:26 AM

 
Blogger Buffalo66 said...

Try dogpile. Your blog came up 2nd in a search for "sirfwalgman".

And 3rd-4th for the search "tilt waffles".

8:34 AM

 
Blogger Astin said...

Try ask.com, your blog was #1 for "worst poker player". Seriously.

Oh, and also for sirfwalgman.

8:48 AM

 
Blogger KajaPoker said...

Try http://www.cuil.com/

or for something completely different try http://www.searchme.com/

9:05 AM

 
Blogger Instant Tragedy said...

"The Boycott Google movement has begun with an angry man named waffles" - TV Report.

I think anytime I can hedge my odds where I don't lose it is very +EV. So Stop your whining.

I may play tonight. The odds help me win more $ ;-)

IT

9:21 AM

 
Blogger Hammer Player a.k.a Hoyazo said...

I am looking for you to push this down to 6 to 1 or even 5 to 1 tonight man.

If you win this after winning the BBT3 monthly prize, you will officially be the best poker playing blogger.

12:42 PM

 
Blogger $mokkee said...

search dogpile to find wawfuls....

classic!

1:39 PM

 
Blogger Rich: the original PushMonkey said...

Oh well... I guess it's time to start gunning for you again now that there are prop bets. Please sit at my table so I can take you out with one of my well timed two/three outter underdog piece of crap hands. We have been deprived of our daily rant for far too long now. ;-)

2:26 PM

 
Blogger CarmenSinCity said...

I got fucked over by google too. I fucking hate them. Mother fuckers. Who the hell told them that they could own the internet????? UGH!!!!!!! I lost my page rank, I'm out of the search engine and I'm fucking bullshit!!!! But, I didn't start the blog to make money. I started it just for fun and I'm still having fun so I need to just get over it. I still hate them though.

8:52 PM

 
Blogger Evy said...

I'm with Lightning....couldn't you have at least posted a tit shot? Jesus Christ you are slipping waffles....

11:35 AM

 
Blogger Neilc999 said...

One minute im lookin for tiffany michelle look-a-like porn, the next minute i end up hear and get sucked into reading your drivel.

Totally killed my boner!

10:44 AM

 

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